Here is what I was thinking in August 2001. Don't laugh! I'm sure I had more thoughts than some. Take a look at my thoughts, and Email me your comments!

Wednesday, August 1, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: You wanna know what I think? So do I...
Comments: Rachelle says: C'mon, we're all waiting! Oh, was that your thought?

Thursday, August 2, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Since everyone can see my thoughts, I hope I don't think anything bad about anyone. ... Haha... what a stupid tourist!
Comments: kirbystar56 says: Yeah, Rachelle is a pretty stupid... WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT ME?!

Friday, August 3, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: How, now, am I supposed to breathe?
Comments: Rachelle says: Inhale. Contain the air for a moment, then exhale. Repeat process until you lose interest. Lil Cheep Cheep says: Try inhaling.

Saturday, August 4, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: We must have lost an hour last night! Playful woke me up an hour later than normal, and his clock is the most accurate I've ever seen...
Comments: Rachelle says: Naw, he's probably just messing with your mind. Cats tend to do that.

Sunday, August 5, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Eh, perhaps I'll kill someone today.
Comments: Black Yoshi says: Is this about that time I accused you of putting on all of Wendy's makeup in front of all the other Koopalings? Rachelle says: Why you sadist little...

Monday, August 6, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Anyone who can think this early in the morning must be a genius.
Comments: None

Tuesday, August 7, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Being woken up by a dog panting and then licking you is so much nicer than having a cat stand on you.
Comments: None

Wednesday, August 8, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Today, a piece of heaven: Tim Hortons doughnuts!!!
Comments: None

Thursday, August 9, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: I must be dead- more Tim Hortons today!!!
Comments: Lil Cheep Cheep says: Long live Tim Hortons doughnuts!

Friday, August 10, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Maybe... just maybe... I shoulda stopped after that 23rd doughnut.
Comments: Rachelle says: You need help. Serious help.

Saturday, August 11, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: I forgot today was a day.
Comments: Rachelle says: I do that sometimes too...

Sunday, August 12, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Wendy came back from a trip, but I kind of wish she hadn't.
Comments: None

Monday, August 13, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: I feel like I'm all burned out... hey, why do I smell smoke?
Comments: Bobby: I always knew using your computer too much could cause that to happen someday. Either that or your firewall's acting up.

Tuesday, August 14, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: When someone tries a get rich quick scheme, they nearly always fail, and sometimes becomes poor. So maybe I should try a get poor quick scheme.
Comments: None

Wednesday, August 15, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: I'm elusive! ... Or so I'm told.
Comments: None

Thursday, August 16, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: In a heated competition, rules have no place.
Comments: None

Friday, August 17, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: No time for chitchat now, it's my gaming hour!
Comments: None

Saturday, August 18, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: How many days in a row do I have to think until I get a day off?
Comments: None

Sunday, August 19, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: My irrationality made me who I am today!
Comments: Rachelle says: You mean, you're not Lemmy anymore?

Monday, August 20, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Why do I hate myself so much that I take care of myself last?
Comments: Rachelle says: Well, maybe you should take another look at your last Thought.

Tuesday, August 21, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: ... I forgot.
Comments: Bobby: That's lovely.

Wednesday, August 22, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Uh uh... there's no way I'm thinking at this hour.
Comments: None

Thursday, August 23, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Don't need no music... don't need no beat... just need to have... some magic feet!
Comments: None

Friday, August 24, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: When six is too much and twenty is too few, you're just running out of options.
Comments: None

Saturday, August 25, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: With Larry around, walls become superficial.
Comments: None

Sunday, August 26, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: There's a whole new world I never saw before right under my chair!
Comments: None

Monday, August 27, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: I had my thought first-thing, so the rest of the day is shot.
Comments: None

Tuesday, August 28, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: What are boogie shows?
Comments: Rachelle says: Um, extremely unhygienic sitcoms? (An addendum from Lemmy: Darn! I meant shoes, not shows! Maybe I didn't...)

Wednesday, August 29, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: I need to find the off switch to my brain.
Comments: None

Thursday, August 30, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Hoo ha! What's that?
Comments: None

Friday, August 31, 2001

Lemmy's Thought: Do you think the shortest word ever gets picked on by the bigger words?
Comments: Mathgrant says: Yep, you're right... "Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis" is a
very big bully!

Go back to Lemmy's Thought of the Day.
Go back to my main page.