By Lemmy Koopa
Little Lemmy's Land Qualifier
Ranked #5
The Koopa Kids were getting ready to have dinner in the luxurious dining room in Larry’s palace. Each Koopa anxiously awaited what they had ordered.
"I can already smell my lasagna," said the Koopa who loved water.
"I can already taste my steak," said the Koopa who wasn’t sure if he was supposed to be nice or mean to the first Koopa.
"I’m going to have fish," said another Koopa, "so that I can be strong enough to continue doing fun tricks."
"If you want to be strong, you should have a salad like me," said the Koopa who loved plants.
"I am going to have chocolate," said another Koopa, licking his lips.
"I am going to have veal parmesan," said the Koopa whose name came alphabetically right after the name of the Koopa having chocolate.
The seventh Koopa Kid did not make a comment about his dinner, but he did start to salivate from the mouth.
Finally, seven waiters brought in the food the Koopa Kids had ordered. Unfortunately, the cooks had taken so long to prepare the order that the waiters could not remember what each Koopa had ordered. They set down the food in a random order and then left the room.
"Hey!" screamed the Koopa who had ordered something sweet. "You're eating my dinner!" He threw his steak at the person who was eating his dinner.
The second Koopa, who had ordered veal parmesan, threw what the Koopa next to him was eating at the person who had ordered it.
"At last, my dinner," smiled the third Koopa. Suddenly he scowled as salad dressing dripped onto his lap. Growling, he threw what the Koopa next to him was eating.
The first Koopa screamed as his dinner went flying towards the Koopa who was contently eating fish. The new Koopa scowled at the annoyance, but did not throw any of his food.
A fifth Koopa who had ordered chicken soup picked up his veal parmesan and threw it at the Koopa who had ordered lasagna. This Koopa threw a handful of noodles at the fifth Koopa but missed. Scowling, the sixth Koopa poured what she was eating on the head of the Koopa who had ordered steak.
The seventh Koopa reached across the table and stole the fourth Koopa’s dinner. Looking around the table, the seventh Koopa saw two Koopas who were still clean. The Koopa opted to throw the stolen food at the Koopa who had made him evil when he was younger.
All seven Koopa Kids jumped out of their seats and began to throw the remaining food at each other. Suddenly, Bowser walked through the dining room doors and was greeted with a glob of tomato sauce from the lasagna.
"Who is responsible for this?" roared Bowser.
All of the Koopa Kids looked at each other. Finally, Bowser asked the Koopa who was still clean. Smiling, the clean Koopa pointed at the troublemaker, whom Bowser promptly escorted to the dungeons.
Who started the food fight?
Which Koopa was the tattletale?
Whoops! You're not logged in! |
Whoops! You're not logged in! |