Lemmy: That's weird. I thought I just heard a ticking sound. Oh well. I wonder what time it is.

Lemmy got up and went out to the kitchen. The clock read 2:00 AM.

Lemmy: All right.

Then a flash of lightning illuminated the room, and Lemmy saw the silhouette of a figure with a shotgun.

Lemmy: Who are you?!

Figure: Never mind about that. Now...

BAM!

The figure shot Lemmy.

Lemmy: AAAHH-

Lemmy died before he could even finish his scream...

The next day....

Bowser woke up.

Bowser: Another day.

Bowser went out into the kitchen and was greeted by the unwelcome sight of Lemmy's corpse on the floor.

Bowser: Oh my!

The rest of the Koopalings woke up and saw Lemmy on the floor. Horrified, Larry passed out.

Bowser: Whoever did this... will pay.

Clawdia called the police.

Policekoopa #1: What seems to be the problem, Queen Koopa?

Clawdia: My son has been murdered!

Policekoopa #2: What?! Well then, we should look for clues.

A Policekoopa took Lemmy's body and put it in a coffin.

Policekoopa #3: What's this?

Policekoopa #3 held up a piece of purple fabric.

Bowser: Uuuhhhggghhhh, and what's that smell?

Policekoopa #2: Smells like eggplant.

Policekoopa #1: There's only one possible murderer: Waluigi!

They all went to Wario's castle, and in the basement, they found Waluigi, knocked out, with a tranquilizer dart stuck in him.

Policekoopa #1: There's a note attached to it.

Hahaha! I knew you would think Waluigi did it! But he didn't! I did! Signed, Lemmy's Murderer.

Bowser: Let's go back to the castle. It has to be one of us who murdered him.

Back at the castle, they resumed investigation of the scene of the crime. Then Susan came over.

Susan: Hi Uncle Bowser! Who's in the coffin?

Bowser: Lemmy.

Susan: Wow. Lemmy's dead? I wonder who shot him?

As they continued to investigate, they discovered hair so small that they couldn't tell its color. They noted that Morton still had all three of his hairs at the exact same length. They also found out that the hair was not blue.Morton: Dad! I know who the murderer is!