AUTHOR’S NOTE: This is a very lengthy Mystery. It is recommended that if you wish to solve this you pull out a piece of paper and a pen, as you will need to write down things if you want to solve it. It is recommended you write down every player’s name, and cross them off once they die, and once you think you know the role, write that down next to them, and record important notes of things that occur during the game.

Lemmy: That's right!

Scary music plays. Lemmy: Heh-heh, greetings, person reading this! For those of you who don't know, some of your favorite Mario characters will be part of a mystery game, known as The Werewolf Game. I am Lemmy Koopa, and I will be your host. Now, here is some background on the game for those of you who have never heard of it. In The Werewolf Game, there are three werewolves. At night, these three people morph from their normal form into a werewolf form, where they can kill one person. During the day, the humans can vote on one person to lynch. The object of the game is for the wolves to kill, or as referred to in this game, wolf, the important humans, who I will go into details about later, and prevent the humans from killing them, while the humans are trying to lynch all the werewolves. Now, here are all the players:

1) Mario 
2) Luigi 
3) Wario 
4) Waluigi 
5) Yoshi 
6) DK 
7) Bowser 
8) Lord Crump 
9) Kamek 
10) Fawful 
11) Gloomtail 
12) King Boo 
13) Petey Piranha 
14) Smithy 
15) E. Gadd

Now, here are the roles. Red indicates wolf, green indicates normal human, and blue indicates special humans:

Guardian: Each night, they tell me who they want to protect. The person they choose to protect cannot be killed by the wolves.

Seer: Each night, they can find out the role of one player. Basically, they tell me the player's name, and then I either say red for wolf, green for human, or blue for special human.

Coroner: When someone is lynched, I tell them what color the person that was lynched was.

Human: A normal human with no powers or advantages. There are 6 regular humans.

Masons: These are normal humans, except I tell them who the other masons are. So basically, from the start of the game the masons have a three-human alliance. While the wolves all know who each other are, the masons are the only humans who start knowing the identity of anyone else.

Wolf Shaman: A wolf who can seer people. As a wolf, the Shaman wants to find out who the blues are so they can wolf them.

Brutal Wolf: If lynched, someone who voted to lynch him dies also.

Master Wolf: A wolf who is seer'd green. This wolf will often trick the seer into thinking he is green.

Lemmy: Well, that's the basic background you need. So, as reader, since you are not participating, you can just follow along and see if you can find out just who the wolves are, as well as the blues. Now, everyone is getting off this boat. They all know their roles, and it's currently night!

The boat of people reaches the island and everyone except Gloomtail walks off, as he crashlands on top of the boat and kills all the crewmembers.

Lemmy: Good evening losers. So, here is the island. This is town center, where each day you will come here and find out who was killed; and this is where we lynch people.

Lemmy pushes a switch and the gallows rise up from the ground.

Lemmy: Now, one last thing you should know. When lynching people, you guys will have the whole day to decide who to lynch. Then, toward the end of each day one by one you guys will come up in front of the gallows and state who you want to lynch and why. The person who gets the most votes will be lynched. Now are there any last minute questions?

King Boo: If the wolves kill us, are we really dead?

Lemmy: Of course.

Everyone starts getting worried looks on there face.

Lord Crump: Uh... Is it too late to drop out of the game, dude?

Lemmy: Well, since the boat is destroyed, then yes.

Everyone stares angrily at Gloomtail.

Gloomtail: I'll kill you all!

Lemmy: Hey, let's leave the killing up to the wolves. Now, you all may go find shelter. But beware, as the wolves could be coming after you...

Scary music plays.

Lemmy: I just love that scary music. Goodnight now, I'll be in my office.

Lemmy enters his office. Everyone heads out in different direction to make a shelter on this island.

NIGHT 1

Mario is seen walking along the shore, looking for a place to rest.

Mario: Now if I was shelter, where would I be?

Mario is walking when he sees a small cave with a plate of pasta there.

Mario: Pasta!

Overjoyed by the sight of pasta, Mario dashes into the small cave and begins devouring the pasta.

Mario: Mm, delicious!

Just then, Mario hears some noises.

Mario: Who's a-there?

Mario sees three figures jump out in front of him.

Mario: Hey, go away you! You guys aren't-a taking my pasta!

The three figures start to close in on Mario.

Mario: Hey! Find-a your own pasta, you creepy pasta thieves!

Before Mario can say anything else stupid, the wolves run into the cave, about to attack him, when Mario remembers something.

Mario: Oh-a yeah, I got-a this!

Mario pulls out a wolf repellent necklace and puts it on his neck. The wolves that are about to kill him see the necklace and run off scared, but still manage to get a few slashes in on Mario before he gets the necklace on.

DAY 1

Everyone gathers at the center of town.

Gloomtail: Lemmy, you must tell me who has died, as I am getting impatient!

Lemmy: I'm getting to it. So, I will now say no one died.

Everyone: What?

Lemmy: Yup. However, Mario was viciously slashed. Show them, Mario!

Mario lifts his sleeve and shows about five slash marks running up and down his arm.

Kamek: Oh my!

Everyone else lets out a gasp.

Lemmy: Well you all go out and try to figure who the wolves are. I'll just be in my office if any of you have any questions.

Lemmy goes to his office, while everyone splits up and starts chatting. The first conversation to take place is between Kamek and Petey Piranha.

Kamek: Man, the wolves must be pretty stupid.

Petey Piranha: Why do you think that?

Kamek: Well why would they try to kill Mario? I mean, knowing how stupid he is, he probably would come right out and lie and say he is wolf.

Petey Piranha: That is true. Now I'm just wondering who the guardian is.

Kamek: The only person I'm going to rule out completely is Bowser, as Bowser would never protect Mario, as they hate each other.

Petey Piranha: Hmm, maybe Bowser is wolf. I mean, he is certainly stupid enough to try to kill Mario, plus he basically has been waiting his whole life to kill him, so I can very well see him as a wolf.

Kamek: Well that is a good point. I'd say Bowser is my number one suspect as of now.

Meanwhile a chat between Gloomtail and Luigi is going on.

Luigi: So who do you think is a wolf?

Gloomtail: Someone stupid.

Luigi: Well there are a lot of people that are stupid. I mean, Bowser is stupid, Crump is pretty dumb also, and so is Fawful.

Gloomtail: Well I say Fawful is the biggest idiot, but I'm just wondering what the motivation behind trying to kill him was.

Luigi: Woah, I never knew you knew words like motivation before.

Gloomtail: Hey, I am not an idiot!

Luigi: I know.

Gloomtail: Well I'm going to go off and see if there are any tiny animals on this island for me to stomp on and kill, and then I will resume trying to find you who the wolves are.

Meanwhile, there is a debate between Wario, Yoshi, DK, Smithy, and E. Gadd going on.

Smithy: I say Bowser is a wolf.

Wario: The great Wario says no.

Smithy: Why, are you a wolf like him?

Wario: No. I think Yoshi is a wolf.

Yoshi: Yoshi?

DK: What has he done?

Wario: He's being too nice.

E. Gadd: Wario, your logic is off, as he is always this nice.

Wario: Fine. Oh, I hate being proven wrong. I say Lord Crump is a wolf.

Smithy: Are you just randomly accusing everyone of being a wolf?

Wario: Curses, my plan was ruined.

E. Gadd: Wario, your plan will get us nowhere.

Meanwhile, Bowser and Mario run into each other.

Mario: You tried to kill me yesterday!

Bowser: I wasn't a werewolf!

Mario: You were and you tried to kill me!

Mario looks evilly at Bowser and starts chasing him. Meanwhile, Lord Crump and Fawful are having a conversation.

Lord Crump: Yo dude, do you think Bowser is a wolf?

Fawful: You're such a fink rat!

Lord Crump: Yo, this conversation will get me nowhere.

Meanwhile Bowser has outrun Mario (Yes, Bowser managed to outrun Mario, for the first time in his life) and caught up with Smithy and Waluigi.

Bowser: Mario wants to kill me!

Smithy: No duh, Sherlock, you tried to kill him!

Bowser: It wasn't me!

Waluigi: Them who do you think it was?

Bowser: I haven't thought about that, but let's just say Gloomtail, as he is big and evil, just like a wolf.

Smithy: That is true. I now will vote for Gloomtail!

Waluigi: Hmm, while early in the game it is quite difficult to pick out the wolves, let's just pick on Gloomtail for now.

After all that debating, everyone is gathered in town center, where Lemmy pulls out the gallows.

Lemmy: Well, it's time to see who will be the first person to get lynched. Let's start with Mario. Mario, please go up onstage and say who you're going to vote for, and if you want you can explain why.

Mario runs onstage.

Mario: Bowser because he tried to kill me!

Bowser: Wow, is that all the proof you have?

Mario goes offstage and Luigi gets on.

Luigi: I'm going to say Bowser, because he hates Mario, which is why he would want to kill Mario, and he is stupid enough to try to kill him, as he's so dumb he probably would have done some dumb move to make everyone think he was a wolf.

Luigi gets offstage and Wario climbs onstage.

Wario: The great Wario thinks Lord Crump is a wolf, because his laugh sounds like a wolf's howl.

Lord Crump: Buh huh huh huh, it does not, dog!

Wario gets offstage and Waluigi climbs onstage.

Waluigi: I'm saying Gloomtail, because at this point in the game we have no real proof that anyone is or isn't a wolf, and he's big like a wolf.

Gloomtail: God objects! If I was a wolf, I would have easily been able to kill Mario even if he had that wolf repellent necklace on!

Smithy: Yeah!

Luigi: Gloomtail is right.

Waluigi walks offstage and Yoshi climbs onstage.

Yoshi: Yoshi thinks Bowser is a wolf, for the reasons that everyone else has said.

Yoshi climbs offstage and DK climbs onstage.

DK: Bowser. Enough said.

DK gets offstage and Bowser angrily walks onstage.

Bowser: Gloomtail!

Gloomtail: Like I said, I would have killed him even with that necklace if I was a wolf.

Bowser angrily stomps offstage, and Lord Crump leaps onstage.

Lord Crump: Yo, Bowser is a wolf.

Lord Crump gets offstage and Kamek gets onstage.

Kamek: Nya ha, I think Bowser is a wolf.

Bowser: I hate all of you guys.

Kamek walks offstage and Fawful gets onstage.

Fawful: The fink rat Bowser is a wolf! That fink!

Fawful walks off the stage, and Gloomtail walks on. Well, actually he just rests one of his legs on it, since he's too big to fit on such a small stage.

Gloomtail: Bowser because like an idiot he thinks I'm a wolf!

Lemmy: Well, that's eight votes! Bowser, come with me to the gallows.

Bowser follows Lemmy up to the gallows.

Bowser: Let me just say, you humans are dumber then I though. You guys were foolish; I am a good player, but you all were too stupid to realize my importance.

Bowser is then lynched and dies.

Lemmy: Well, look's like its nighttime again!

NIGHT 2

Mario is seen walking in the same place as the previous night, when he comes to that same cave where he was attacked, and sees another plate of pasta.

Mario: Wait, this-a looks familiar. If I'm-a correct, something bad happened here yesterday. Ah, whatever, it's-a pasta, it can't be bad.

Mario heads into the cave and starts eating the pasta, when he sees the wolves come.

Mario: Mamamia, go away!

The wolves close in on Mario.

Mario: Oh-a great, I-a never got that necklace today. No!

The wolves proceed to devour Mario.

DAY 2

Everyone is gathered at town center.

Luigi: Hey, where's Mario?

Lemmy: The wolves killed him.

Petey Piranha: Again they went after him. Either the wolves are very stupid, or are very smart and are getting us into thinking they're stupid so we lynch the stupid people.

Everyone leaves, and Petey Piranha starts a chat with Lord Crump.

Petey Piranha: I think this is all an elaborate scheme.

Lord Crump: Do explain.

Petey Piranha: You see, the wolves are making us think they're dumb so we go after and lynch the dumb people. That's why I think the wolves are very smart, like Kamek.

Lord Crump: Yo, ain't E. Gadd smarter?

Petey Piranha: Yeah, but Kamek is clever and cunning. So I think he may be a prime suspect for wolf.

Lord Crump: Well dude, I'm going to have to think about that.

Meanwhile, Gloomtail and Wario are having a chat.

Wario: The great Wario is absolutely stumped here.

Gloomtail: Indeed.

Wario: I think that Fawful is a wolf.

Gloomtail: Are we going to go through you randomly accusing people of being wolves?

Wario: Drat, found out again.

Gloomtail: Wario, you have the most idiotic methods of determining who the wolves are. Now, think, if you were a wolf why would you want to wolf Mario?

Wario: Probably to get us to think that the wolves are stupid.

Gloomtail Yes, which is precisely the reason why I think Kamek is a wolf. I mean, he seems to be the only one clever enough to come up with a plan like that.

Meanwhile, Petey Piranha and DK are chatting.

Petey Piranha: I think Kamek is a wolf.

DK: Well, I agree that the wolves are smart, but I'm going to say E. Gadd is, as he isn't clever, which would explain why they went after Mario twice.

Petey Piranha: How would that make them seem un-clever?

DK: If the wolves were smart they would have been smart enough to assume that the guardian was protecting Mario like last time. The wolves just got lucky that the guardian protected someone else.

Petey Piranha: Hmm. Now that I think about it that way, you do have a point...

Meanwhile, E. Gadd and Smithy are having a chat.

E. Gadd: I think Kamek is a wolf.

Smithy: Hmm... I really don't think he is. I think Lord Crump is a wolf.

E. Gadd: Really?

Smithy: Yes. You see, Crump is somewhat clever.

E. Gadd: Hmm, that is true.

Smithy: So, now, this might sound weird, but he made the wolves look stupid, so we would assume it was a trap from smart people like Kamek, so that we even wouldn't give any thought to Crump.

E. Gadd: You know, I think you're right.

Meanwhile, Gloomtail and King Boo are chatting.

King Boo: So do you think Kamek is a wolf?

Gloomtail: Yes. Either him or E. Gadd. But I will decide that later, as either way I think we have a good candidate for a wolf.

King Boo: Yeah, we'll have to see what their defenses are.

Meanwhile, Yoshi and Luigi are talking.

Luigi: I think E. Gadd is a wolf.

Yoshi: Yoshi agree.

Meanwhile, Waluigi and Fawful are having a chat...

Fawful: I have fury!

Waluigi: I see. So do you still think Gloomtail is a wolf?

Fawful: Eh, why not?

Waluigi: You see, something tells me Gloomtail isn't this entire big tough dragon. I think he has a brain somewhere, and it's impacting this game a lot, for the bad reasons.

Fawful: Huh?

Waluigi: *face palms*

Fawful: Huh?

Waluigi: Gloomtail is a wolf.

Fawful: Oh, why didn’t you just say that?

Waluigi: I feel like I'm talking to myself.

Everyone goes into town center.

Lemmy: Let's get this started right away. E. Gadd, you're up first.

E. Gadd walks onstage.

E. Gadd: I think Crump is a wolf, as he is using reverse reverse psychology. You see, by going after Mario again, he's getting us to think that the wolves are smart, when the wolves really aren't.

Lord Crump: Buh huh huh huh, if I'm so stupid, and if I was a wolf, then how would I be able to come up with a scheme like that?

Petey Piranha: He's right.

E. Gadd gets offstage and Smithy gets on.

Smithy: Lord Crump, for what E. Gadd said.

Smithy gets off and Petey Piranha walks on.

Petey Piranha: I say E. Gadd, because he is indeed smart enough to come up with a scam like that, and he was the one to think up that whole reverse psychology thing.

Petey Piranha walks offstage, and King Boo walks on.

King Boo: I'm going to say E. Gadd.

King Boo floats offstage (well he's a ghost, so of course he floats) and Gloomtail, like last time, rests one foot on the stage.

Gloomtail: I'm going to say Kamek, just because while E. Gadd is smart, I think Kamek is clever, as well as smart. Just because you're smart, doesn't mean you're clever.

Gloomtail lifts his foot offstage and Fawful gets on.

Fawful: Mwa ha! I say the fink rat Gloomtail is a wolf!

Gloomtail: Seriously, what have I done to make you think I'm a wolf?

Fawful gets offstage and Kamek gets onstage.

Kamek: I say E. Gadd is a wolf.

Kamek gets off and Lord Crump gets on.

Lord Crump: Yo, I say E. Gadd.

E. Gadd: I think you guys are making a huge mistake.

Lord Crump gets off and DK gets on.

DK: E. Gadd.

DK gets off, and Yoshi gets on.

Yoshi: Yoshi thinks E. Gadd is a wolf.

Yoshi gets off and Waluigi gets on.

Waluigi: I think Gloomtail is a wolf.

Gloomtail: Why do you hate me?

Waluigi gets off and Wario wobbles on.

Wario: The great Wario says Fawful is a wolf!

Gloomtail: Wario, your random voting is no use.

Wario wobbles off and Luigi walks on.

Luigi: I think E. Gadd is a wolf.

Luigi gets off and Lemmy gets on.

Lemmy: Well, that's 7 votes for E. Gadd, and with that, I ask you, E. Gadd, to please come up here, as you're off to the gallows.

E. Gadd walks onstage.

Lemmy: Any last words?

E. Gadd: It was fun playing, and I wish you all the best of luck.

E. Gadd is then lynched and dies.

Lemmy: Well, look's like its nighttime again!

NIGHT 3

Waluigi is seen by a fire, cooking up some rice, when he hears some rustling in the bushes nearby.

Waluigi: Oh, please don't tell me...

Waluigi sees shadows slowly emerging from the bushes.

Waluigi: Ahhhh! Please, go away!

The shadows move closer.

Waluigi: Don't kill me! Ahhhh!

Waluigi's screaming is useless, as he is brutally attacked, and killed.

DAY 3

Everyone is gathered in town center.

Lemmy: Yes, Waluigi is dead!

Everyone looks at Lemmy.

Lemmy: I mean, what a shame, now go do whatever you guys do. I’ve got to start partying because Waluigi is finally dead!

Lemmy leaves. Everyone goes off into discussions. Kamek and Lord Crump are talking.

Kamek: Gloomtail is obviously a wolf.

Lord Crump: Buh huh huh huh, that would explain why he killed Waluigi, as Waluigi was getting suspicious of Gloomtail.

Meanwhile, Gloomtail and Luigi are having a conversation.

Luigi: Dude, I think everyone is going to try to kill you.

Gloomtail: I am aware.

Luigi: Who do you think is a wolf?

Gloomtail: Kamek. I mean, who's to say only one of the wolves is smart? Kamek was probably smart to kill Waluigi, to get everyone to think I'm a wolf.

Luigi: Woah, there's a lot of psychology involved in this game.

Gloomtail: Precisely why I own at this game. I am a master at psychology, just like I am the master at everything else I do!

Meanwhile, Petey Piranha and DK are talking.

Petey Piranha: Something tells me E. Gadd wasn't a wolf.

DK: Really?

Petey Piranha: Yeah. I think Kamek might be the smart wolf, as the wolves made another smart move by killing Waluigi to get us to think Gloomtail is a wolf.

DK: Maybe Gloomtail is actually a wolf.

Petey Piranha: Maybe, but I think Kamek is more likely to be a wolf.

DK: Yeah. There's more evidence for Kamek than Gloomtail.

Meanwhile, there is a debate going on between Smithy, King Boo, Fawful, and Wario.

Wario: The great-

King Boo: Your strategy is pointless, so no one wants to hear it.

Fawful: Fury!

King Boo: Do you guys even care? Look, we have to make smart decisions. Let's think here, if you were a wolf why would you kill Waluigi?

Wario: So everyone thinks Gloomtail is a wolf?

King Boo: Correct. Now, who would think of an idea like that?

Wario: Kamek?

King Boo: Right again, which is why I think Kamek is a wolf.

Smithy: Nah, I say Gloomtail is a wolf.

Fawful: Gloomtail!

King Boo: Well you guys go out and lynch one of our own, as me and Wario are going for Kamek, right?

Wario: The great Wario agrees!

Meanwhile, Yoshi and Kamek are having a chat.

Kamek: Yoshi, we need to get Gloomtail.

Yoshi: Yoshi agree. Yoshi think Gloomtail is plotting this huge thing out.

Everyone returns to town center.

Lemmy: Hey, what are you guys doing back so early?

Gloomtail: Because we're ready to lynch Kamek!

Lemmy: Um, you guys do know you have, like, two hours left of debating.

Kamek: We're ready to kill Gloomtail!

Lemmy: Well, since you guys seem set on whom you want to kill, let's start. Luigi, you're up first.

Luigi walks onstage.

Luigi: I'm going to say Kamek, as he seems to be smart enough to kill Waluigi to get Gloomtail framed.

Luigi walks off and Wario wobbles on.

Wario: The great Wario agrees for once, and thinks Kamek is a wolf!

Wario wobbles off and Yoshi gets on.

Yoshi: Yoshi think Wario is a wolf. Yoshi only say this because Yoshi isn't sure who is a wolf, and Yoshi doesn't want to make a wrong vote and lynch one of the two if they're important humans.

Yoshi gets off and DK gets on.

DK: Kamek!

DK gets off and Lord Crump gets on.

Lord Crump: Yo, I think Gloomtail is a wolf.

Lord Crump gets off and Kamek gets on.

Kamek: Guys, it’s evident Gloomtail is a wolf. He is doing all this because he planned that we'd think this way, that we'd all look beyond the simple "kill someone because they're getting suspicious that you're a wolf".

Kamek gets off and Fawful gets on.

Fawful: Gloomtail!

Gloomtail: You guys, don't be fooled by Kamek.

Fawful leaves and Gloomtail rests his foot on the stage like always.

Gloomtail: Kamek. What makes us think the only intelligent wolf was E. Gadd? What makes us sure that E. Gadd was even a wolf?

Gloomtail removes his foot and King Boo floats onstage.

King Boo: I say Gloomtail. Gloomtail is pretty smart.

King Boo floats off and Petey Piranha gets on.

Petey Piranha: I say Kamek is a wolf.

Lemmy: Well, that's five votes Kamek, three votes Gloomtail, and with only one vote left, that ensures Kamek's death!

Kamek follows Lemmy to the gallows.

Kamek: Well, it's been a great game, you guys. I wish the best to all of you!

Kamek is then lynched and dies.

Lemmy: Well, looks like it’s night again, and time for that party!

NIGHT 4

Gloomtail is seen squashing a few Goombas to try to entertain himself.

Gloomtail: This is too easy.

Suddenly, Gloomtail sees shadows jump in front of him.

Gloomtail: What?

The shadows start charging at Gloomtail.

Gloomtail: Idiots, you cannot kill god!

Gloomtail grabs a wolf repellent necklace and puts it around his pinky, as it's not big enough to fit around his neck. The shadows then stop and start running away.

Gloomtail: Hah! Don't mess with god! Now run away, you puny little fools! Don't come back again, or else I'll kill you!

DAY 4

Everyone is gathered at town center.

Petey Piranha: So who died?

Lemmy: No one died, but Gloomtail has a tale to tell.

Gloomtail: The wolves went after me last night, but like I said to them, you cannot kill god, so I lived. Now, I think this proves I'm a human.

Everyone leaves to go discuss who to kill. Smithy and Luigi are having a chat.

Smithy: Man, I'm stumped.

Luigi: Me too, I have no clue at all who a wolf is.

Smithy: Hmm... Well, I think it’s clear Gloomtail is not a wolf.

Luigi: Yeah. Now, who has been flying under the radar?

Smithy: Lots of people have.

Luigi: Hmm. Out of all the people flying under the radar, who is the least important?

Smithy: Either Crump or Fawful.

Luigi: Yeah, Crump might be a wolf.

Meanwhile, Petey Piranha, Lord Crump, DK, Gloomtail, and Yoshi are having a big discussion.

Yoshi: Yoshi is puzzled.

Gloomtail: We all are. Which is why I say we don't take any chances of lynching anyone important, and go for Fawful.

Petey Piranha: Why?

Gloomtail: Because, instead of trying to guess who's a wolf and running the risk of lynching a blue, we should play it safe and lynch Fawful, as he's an idiot and is no use to us anyway.

DK: True. We might even be better off without him.

Lord Crump: Yo, is he a blue dude?

Gloomtail: Well, who else is less likely to be a blue than him?

Lord Crump: No one.

Gloomtail: Exactly. So let's go for Fawful and play it safe.

Yoshi: Yoshi agree.

DK: Yeah. I agree.

Petey Piranha: I also agree, as we might have a clue after the next night comes.

Meanwhile, Wario and King Boo are talking.

Wario: The great Wario is absolutely stumped.

King Boo: Yeah, I'm pretty stumped also.

Wario: The great Wario thinks we should wait and see what everyone else thinks.

King Boo: Good call.

Everyone returns to town center to see Lemmy slumped over a lawn chair. Gloomtail walks up to him.

Gloomtail: Mega Breath!

Gloomtail breathes mega breath on Lemmy, waking him up screaming.

Lemmy: Ahhhh! Who did that?

Gloomtail: We're ready to start the lynching!

Lemmy: Man, you guys are starting to come hear earlier than normal. But whatever, let’s start this. Smithy, you, now!

Smithy walks up onstage.

Smithy: I say we should go with Fawful, as we best get rid of someone who is useless so we don't accidentally kill someone important.

Smithy gets off and Petey Piranha gets on.

Petey Piranha: Yeah, I'm going to go with Fawful too. Fawful is least likely to be a blue out of everyone else, so let's play it safe today.

Petey Piranha gets off and King Boo gets on.

King Boo: Fawful for what the other two said.

King Boo gets off and Gloomtail- All right, I think you know what he does by now.

Gloomtail: Yeah, let's play it safe today with Fawful.

Gloomtail removes his foot and Fawful gets on.

Fawful: You guys are all fink rats! I say Wario is a wolf.

Wario: The great Wario does not know why?

Gloomtail: Ignore him, he's just and idiot.

Fawful gets off and Lord Crump gets on.

Lord Crump: Buh huh huh huh, I say Fawful is a wolf, dude.

Lord Crump gets off and DK gets on.

DK: Fawful. Do I even need to say why?

Lemmy: Well, that's enough votes to ensure Fawful's death. Come with me, Fawful.

Fawful follows Lemmy.

Fawful: You guys are all fink rats. I have fury!

Fawful is lynched and then dies.

Lemmy: You all know what time it is now.

NIGHT 5

Lord Crump is seen resting under a tree.

Lord Crump: Buh huh huh huh, we humans are owning!

Just then shadows drop from the tree he is under.

Lord Crump: Ah! Get away from me, dudes!

It is no use, as Crump is quickly devoured by the shadows.

DAY 5

Everyone is at town center.

Lemmy: Crump was eaten.

DK: I think you're a wolf, Wario.

Wario: Ha-ha, what? The great Wario is not a wolf, the great Wario swears!

Luigi: I agree.

Smithy: I agree.

Gloomtail: I agree.

Yoshi: Yoshi agrees.

King Boo: I agree.

Petey Piranha: I agree.

Lemmy: Well, that was quick. Wario, come with me to the gallows.

Wario wobbles his way to the gallows.

Wario: The great Wario is not a wolf, the great Wario swears!

Wario is then lynched and dies.

(This is exactly what happened with Yellow Snifit over at the Forum.)

NIGHT 6

DK is seen eating bananas.

DK: Mmm, I love bananas.

Just then, he sees shadows drop down in front of him, and they pick up bananas and start throwing them at him.

DK: No, not the bananas!

DK has a heart attack and dies from the sight of his bananas getting misused.

DAY 6

Everyone is gathered in town center.

Lemmy: DK is dead; now please don't make this another quick day.

Everyone splits up and starts discussing. First off, Gloomtail and Petey Piranha are having a chat.

Gloomtail: Our best bet right now is to go for King Boo or Yoshi.

Petey Piranha: Yeah, Yoshi has been under the radar the whole game.

Gloomtail: King Boo has too.

Petey Piranha: Either way, they're both just as likely to be wolves.

Gloomtail: Yeah. How about we go with Yoshi? I never liked him anyway.

Petey Piranha: Yoshi sounds fine.

Meanwhile Smithy and Luigi are chatting.

Luigi: I'm thinking Yoshi or King Boo.

Smithy: King Boo.

Luigi: Why not Yoshi?

Smithy: Look, Yoshi has always been a subconscious thought. King Boo, well, I pretty much forgot he was still playing at this point.

Luigi: True, I have forgotten about him at points.

Smithy: But we always knew Yoshi was there.

Luigi: Indeed.

Smithy: So will you vote King Boo?

Luigi: Sure, why not?

Meanwhile, Yoshi and King Boo are chatting.

Yoshi: Yoshi think you are a wolf.

King Boo: Well I think you're a wolf.

Yoshi: Yoshi? Why Yoshi?

King Boo: Why King Boo?

Yoshi: Touche.

King Boo: Touche indeed.

Meanwhile, Gloomtail and Luigi are having a final chat.

Luigi: You know, I'm starting to think King Boo is a wolf.

Gloomtail: No, Yoshi is more likely to be a wolf.

Luigi: Hmm...

Gloomtail: Luigi, let's just go with Yoshi. They both have the same chance to be a wolf, so let's just go with Yoshi.

Luigi: Hmmm...

Gloomtail: Don't make me mega breath you!

Luigi: Fine, I'll go for Yoshi.

Gloomtail: I love it when I get my way!

Everyone is gathered at town center.

Lemmy: Let's start! Smithy, go first!

Smithy gets onstage.

Smithy: I think King Boo is a wolf.

Smithy gets off and Petey Piranha gets on.

Petey Piranha: I say Yoshi is a wolf.

Petey Piranha walks off and King Boo floats on.

King Boo: I say Yoshi is a wolf.

King Boo floats off and Gloomtail does what he always does.

Gloomtail: Yoshi!

Gloomtail removes his foot and Yoshi gets on.

Yoshi: Yoshi no understand why everyone thinks Yoshi is a wolf. Which is why Yoshi thinks King Boo is a wolf.

Yoshi gets off and Luigi gets on.

Luigi: Well, since I hold the deciding vote, my vote is the toughest. I can make cases for both of them being wolves, but I think it's a bit more likely Yoshi is a wolf.

Lemmy: And that's all, folks! Yoshi, please follow me to the gallows.

Yoshi walks with Lemmy to the gallows.

Yoshi: Yoshi enjoyed this game, and Yoshi wish the best for all of you.

Yoshi is lynched and then dies.

Lemmy: This is a close game, only five players remain!

NIGHT 7

King Boo is scaring a few Goombas when shadows emerge from bushes nearby.

King Boo: He-he, how are you wolves going to kill a ghost?

All that King Boo sees next is the Poltergust 3000, and nothing more.

DAY 7

Everyone is gathered at town center.

Lemmy: King Boo was sucked up by the Poltergust 3000. Since there are only four of you, you all can just stay here and debate.

Petey Piranha: We don't need any debating; the only person left who seems wolf-like is Smithy.

Smithy: What? You seem way more wolfish then me.

Gloomtail: No, I think you may be a wolf.

Luigi: As they always say, it's always the person you least expect.

Smithy: They never say that.

Lemmy: So who here is voting for Smithy?

Petey Piranha: Me.

Gloomtail: Me.

Luigi: Me.

Smithy: Fools. Have fun losing.

Lemmy: Please come with me to the gallows.

Smithy walks with Lemmy up to the gallows. Smithy is quickly put on the gallows.

Lemmy: Any final words?

Smithy: Yes.

Smithy transforms into a werewolf.

Luigi: It's the Brutal Wolf!

Smithy: Rawr!

Smithy fires an energy ball at Petey Piranha, killing him.

Gloomtail: No! Petey is dead!

Smithy is lynched and then dies.

Lemmy: Well, looks like you guys got all the wolves. Humans have won!

Luigi: So who were the wolves?

Gloomtail: And the blues, who were the blues?

Lemmy: Good question.

Lemmy turns to the person reading this.

Lemmy: Hey reader, you have been following along this. Why don't you answer their questions.