By Cubone
Iggy: What a magnificent day for an outdoor consumption of delectables!
Larry: What?
Iggy: ... Nice day for a picnic.
Larry: ... Anyway... I have the sandwiches and sodas; Ludwig's lox and cheese on rye with a Coca Cola; Roy's salami, turkey, and ham sandwich with Diet Pepsi; Morton's Colby Jack cheese sandwich with Pepsi; Lemmy's tomato basil bread with cheese, turkey, and tomatoes with rootbeer; and the same for Iggy.
Lemmy: These look great, Larry!
Roy: I gotta admit, for a brainless moron like you, these do look pretty good.
Larry: I wouldn't be talkin, Mister D Average.
Wendy: Umm, LARRY, YOU FORGOT SOMEONE'S SANDWICH!
Larry: Oh yeah, sorry!
Wendy calms down.
Larry: Here's your sandwich, Junior.
Bowser Jr: Thanks!
Enraged, Wendy slams Junior's sandwich into Larry's face.
Larry and Junior: HEY!!!
Junior: What do you have against my hoagie?!
Larry: And what do you have against my face?!
Wendy: I can't BELIEVE you forgot my sandwich!!!
Larry: I'll make a new one!
Wendy: TOO LATE, LOSER!
Wendy throws a punch and hits Larry in the face. Larry tackles Wendy. Roy and Ludwig pry the two apart, but Larry elbows Ludwig in the face and he falls on Lemmy and Iggy. Wendy kicks Roy in the shin and he falls on Junior. Soon, it is a Koopa Massacre!
Wendy: (while trying to block Iggy's punches) This means WAR!!!
The Koopalings all begin sprinting back to Larry's castle. Everyone except Larry boards their doomships (Junior boards the Clown Copter Jr) and flies back to their lands (Junior borrows Dark Land.)
A week later, the Koopas are at war.
One of the Koopas who complimented Larry's sandwiches has his army attack his brother, whose army mainly consists of Pokeys. The attacker wins, dominating his foe. Then an army defeats another army that is using circus balls instead of guns and spears and other typical weapons. The victory was still unexpected because the victorious king of the land has the weakest troops.
However, ANOTHER Koopaling attacks the victorious land and dominates, So the king and the leftover troops that make it out retreat back to another land they rule over. The new attacker revives the opponent's troops (none of the new ruler's were defeated) and the revived troops actually get along with the other army because they are all the same thing only there is a size difference.
Meanwhile another king of a land is having problems of his own. He and his army are being attacked by another army. The opposing army just keeps coming back to life, and somehow the Koopaling ruler keeps creating even more monsters to fight, eventually defeating the defending team.
Then a Koopaling using an army of fish defeats another Koopaling.
???: Hehehe... THAT'LL teach ya not to forget my sandwich!
Now there are only four Koopalings left, each ruling over two lands each.
One army attacks another and, actually, the attacker loses. The Koopaling who was attacked is the smartest Koopaling, and built hi-tech security systems to keep his pest of a brother out of his land.
Another two are at war too. But one is too powerful, and his army keeps coming back to life so the Koopaling manages to win the war yet again against his sister.
Finally, the remaining two begin to have the ultimate war! It is about a week later when one Koopa finally defeats its younger sibling. However it commits a strange act of kindness and somehow revives its sibling and its army.
When the defeated Koopaling awakes, it is frightened to see the winner of the war, but when the winner sticks out a hand as a truce, the other Koopaling shakes hands with the winner.
Victor: Wanna go get some frozen yogurt?
Fallen: Sure!
And the two rush off to get some frozen yogurt.
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