It was a boring day in Lemmy's Land. No one had sent any submissions, Roy was beating on Iggy in the Sports Hall, and everyone else was busy on their own sections... except one.

Ludwig: Are you all right, Lemmy?

Lemmy: Sooooooo bored!

Ludwig: Why don't you go off to Fun Fiction?

Lemmy: But I have a job to do!

Email Box: YOU GOT NOTHING!

Lemmy: But who will watch my job when I'm gone?

Ludwig: I will!

Lemmy: Well, all right. But if I see one thing out of order, it's ALL YOUR FAULT!

Ludwig: I swear upon DAD that I won't let anything happen to Lemmy's Land.

Lemmy: All right...

So Ludwig was on Lemmy's Computer all day, messing around with Lemmy's personal CPU items. One hour before Lemmy got back, one Koopaling whose section was talking for a living took down Ludwig.

Ludwig: Uhg, IT'S YOU!

The Koopaling decided to send a virus due to Lemmy freezing most of its land, but was stopped by the Koopaling from the beginner section. He was going to release a sonicboom, but was defeated by his father. He was about to toast everything, but got paralyzed by a zap flower. The new nature Koopaling was ready to strike, but was beaten to a pulp. A gadget was strapped onto the new attacker's back, and he was sent to another galaxy. The Koopaling who sent the gadget fainted. Then, the only Koopaling not in their section entered the room. It was about to take down Lemmy's Land, but was frozen by Lemmy when he came in 15 minutes earlier than expected.

Lemmy: I never thought YOU would stoop this low.

Lemmy looked at a Koopa who was concealed in shadows.

Lemmy: I can't believe I'm saying this, but thank you for alerting me!

???: I was the only one still in my section. After seeing King Bowser pass, I couldn't stand down.