The Koopalings were playing a colossal game of Clue. This was no ordinary game of clue, this was a life-sized game of Clue with the Koopas themselves as the characters. They were each dressed the part. Larry had unfortunately lost the earlier competition of Rock, Paper, Scissors and had to play the Mr. Body (you know, the guy who gets killed). Wendy played as Miss Scarlet and wore a long red dress which she would not stop talking about, much to the others' dismay.

The seven players had all gathered by the staircase of the mansion they had ordered built just for life-sized Clue games. Larry stood in the middle of the staircase holding the weapons for the game.

"Okay, you all know the rules," Larry said, his attention on the scar on the Koopa in the Colonel Mustard costume. "You all may roam freely around the mansion and try to discover the identity of the predetermined killer."

"How'd we predetermine the killer again?" the Koopa playing Mr. White asked as he fell off a beachball.

"We drew pieces of paper from a hat. One of them said "Killer" on it."

"We were supposed to keep those? I ate mine!" Mustard said.

Everyone stared at Mustard. "Why would you do something so stupid?" the Koopa playing Professor Plum said as he repositioned his thick glasses.

"I was hungry," Mustard replied.

"Anywho," Larry continued, "I am going to give each of you a weapon. You can exchange weapons, yadda, yadda yadda. Let's negin."

"Vait!" Mr. Peacock yelled in a thick Austro-Hungarian accent. "Let zee record show zat I vis zat there vere more male characters zo zat I wouldn't have to play a character zat is normally female."

"Shut up!" Mr. Green yelled.

After the protest, Larry handed out the weapons. He gave the Knife to Wendy and the Rope to Roy. Morton got the Candlestick, Lemmy got the Revolver, Iggy got the Lead Pipe, and Ludwig the Wrench.

Later that evening the game was well underway. The holders of the Revolver and the Knife had switched weapons, and Scarlet had traded her weapon with Green. Peacock had stolen the Knife and replaced it with his weapon. Plum and Mustard still had their original weapons.

Scarlet was claiming she was "almost sure who it was" and was about to make her accusation to all the Koopas, who were gathered in the Ball Room, when the power went out. All the Koopas ran around franticly and crashed into each other, scattering weapons everywhere. Plum tried to find his old weapon, but mistook the Wrench for it and ran off. Mustard, having not liked his weapon from the beginning, took the Revolver instead. The Koopa that had the Knife ended up with the Lead Pipe. Another Koopa was looking for the Wrench he had dropped, but just as he was about to grab it someone else yanked it from his grasp. He toppled backwards and got tangled in the Rope. The tangled Koopa crashed into the previous holder of the Rope and the two toppled on top of the Candlestick. The old holder of the Rope grabbed the Candlestick. The only weaponless Koopa grabbed the Knife.

The new Knife holder was peeved. He held the Knife's blade between his middle and index fingers, like he had seen on TV, aimed at the source of his annoyance, wound up, and chucked the knife with all his might.

The power came back on and all the Koopas were scattered throughout the room. "That was freaky," one Koopa called out. "Everyone okay?"

Five of the other Koopas mumbled they were fine.

"Good," the Koopa who'd originally asked the question said. "How about you Larry?"

Larry made no response.

"Larry? Larry?! Larrrreeeeeeyyyyy?!" the Koopa said, waving a hand in front of Larry's Face. After a minute or so Larry toppled over face-first on the floor, the Knife sticking out of his back.

"Larry!" all the Koopas yelled out simultaneously.

Panic quickly ensued. All but one Koopa began to run around the room screaming. The remaining Koopa was laughing his head off and yelling "I rely got him good!" But he soon stopped when the other Koopas began glaring at him.

"So it was you-"