By Lil Cheep Cheep
Little Lemmy's Land Qualifier
Ranked #1
Best ranked Mystery!
It was an early foggy morning. All of the Koopalings were watching TV in the Lounge when Roy hatched up a idea. He thought it would be funny if all of the Koopalings got into a big fight... but he didn't know how to start it. He then noticed the bowl of ice cubes Lemmy was eating. He snatched one of them while Lemmy wasn't looking and hid it in the fist of his hand for a moment. He looked at Wendy and threw the ice cube at the back of her head, knocking off her bow.
Wendy: Huh? Ahh! Who threw this?!
Wendy held up a melting ice cube while trying to fix her bow just right. The other Koopalings ignored her. Wendy looked at every one of her brothers, trying to figure out who had thrown the ice cube. He then saw Lemmy with his bowl of ice. Wendy marched right up to Lemmy and socked him right in the nose. Lemmy was knocked out immediately.
Iggy: Hey! What did you do that for?
Iggy pulled out his wand and fired an energy ball at Wendy. Wendy ducked but the energy ball singed her bow. The energy ball zipped right past her and made a hole straight through Larry's hair.
Larry: Ahhh! Who did that?!
Larry turned to look at Morton and thought he had done it to get back at him for puting salt in Morton's wedding cake mix.
Larry: Why you little...!
Larry lunged at Morton with a celery stick but tripped over Lemmy's ball and the celery stick went into Ludwig's eye. The surprised Ludwig shot out his arms and hit Morton in the side.
Ludwig: Vhat the heck?!
Morton: Ow!
By now Roy was laughing his tail off. To make it more intresting, Roy hit the lightswitch to "off" and then all anyone could hear was kicking and the surprised screams of Koopa Kids amidst the sounds of wands going off.
A Koopa kid with glasses was hit over the head with a wedding cake.
A Koopa kid with rainbow-colored hair shot another energy ball at random and a charred bow fell into his hands.
Another Koopa kid shoved a vegetable down the throat of a Koopa kid with glasses and the Koopa Kid choked and fell down.
The Koopa kid who had an "R" in their name charged and tackled another Koopa Kid with an "M" in their name.
The Koopa Kid who was the first to get knocked out got up and picked up his sister's wand and shot the Koopa Kid who had hit the Koopa Kid who liked the heat.
Then another Koopa kid who hadn't done anything yet went crazy with a cro-bar and knocked out the remaining Koopa Kid.
Bowser came in to see what all the racket was. He saw one lone Koopa Kid in the middle of the room with a cro-bar in their hand.
Which Koopaling survived this horrible scene?
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