By Koopiana Jones
"It was a rainy day in the Mushroom Kingdom this morning. It was a really rainy day. It was raining in Seaside Kingdom too, but enough on the weather, let's get on with the case.
"In the newly rebuilt castle of the fifth eldest Koopaling, Wendy was thinking of what she would do today. She looked around her room to see if there was anything of interest. She had all ready made up her face, ate breakfast, and picked out her bow. She went over to reorganize her CD collection that she had gotten from Lemmy, her brother. She was working backwards in the alphabet and came to the 'Rs' and looked at the CD she was holding. It was the Red Rose's first CD. If you know Wendy well enough, you must've known she ADORED Red Rose. "She ran over to the calendar and saw that today's date was circled and had "New Red Rose's CD" on it. She ran outside without her shoes or coat and darted straight to the local Cd store. When she arrived at the poster-filled store, she was instantaneously pushed out by the owner, Raphael the Raven. He had said that Wendy could not come into his store for she had no shoes, no shirt, and therefore would have no service within his shop. She threw a little tantrum and then went back to her castle and headed back to the store. The Raven let her in now.
She ran to the Flower Bands part of the store, past the Daisy Rockers and the Fire Flower Dudes, and came to the box of the Red Roses with one case left. She opened the cover, which had a large red rose on it, and found it totally empty! Dun Dun DUNN!!!"
"Kolorado!" said Koopy Holmes in an irritated tone.
"Sorry. I got a little carried away. Back to the story... um, mystery case thingy...
"Now if you know Wendy, you'd know she would be furious, and she was. She ran to the manager and demanded to know where the Red Rose CDs were. He said that all of the CDs were bought. She demanded a CD. He said there were no more left and that it would take about six months to order one due to the international craze. She was enraged by the incompetance. She quickly grabbed her hammer and whacked the Raven on the noggin' while his back was turned.
"She was on an emotional rampage. She ran to the Super Uber Market and searched around for her next victim. She ran to the checkout line, knocking over Tim the Goomba and Mary T. in the process, and knocked Kent C. Koopa unconscious. She then ran to the Seaside Hotel's lobby. She searched again for another victim. She then spotted Minh T. and whammed her mallet into her tender old spore cap. It knocked her into a coma. Feeling satisfied, Wendy walked home and planned her last attack on one of her siblings.
"This is what I heard from Mikey the Microgoomba, who had hidden inside Wendy's bow," said Kolorado. "Mikey heard that she had these attacks interelated when she talked to her cat, Twinkles. She was talking about how she was going to kill her brother. She said his name, but there was a crash of thunder during the conversation with the feline. Mikey gasped when he heard this. Wendy heard the gasp and threw him out into the rain. This was all I could get for most people were too frightened to speak about it."
"So we basically know that Wendy O. Koopa had her tantrum and knocked some people out with her hammer," said Koopy, "but what might she do with her sibling?"
"Mikey said she was going to sneek past the pipes, Piranha Plants, and bridges. She would walk into the castle, bind, and gag him. She would throw him into the ocean and steal all his tools."
"Who are the suspects?"
"Raphael the Raven, Kent C. Koopa, and Minh T."
"Let me think this over... Wendy got angry and basically went on a killing spree, and is now doing it again and the attacks are interelated and is all over a Red Rose CD."
Koopy thought this over for a few minutes and then smiled. "I know who's the next to be attacked. Let's warn him before his doom."
"Who is it?" asked Kolorado.
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