One day, the Koopalings were bored.

Ludwig: Let me and my siblings build important things!

Lemmy: Invent, and let’s play ball!

Roy: No, let’s fight!

Iggy: I think we should NOT fight…

Wendy: Let’s go swimming!

Morton: No way! I think we should build sandcastles!

Larry: We could water the garden in Grass Land!

Bowser comes in.

Bowser: Koopalings, Susan is coming over. Be kind to her.

Koopalings: Aww…

There’s a knock at the door.

Bowser: That must be her.

Bowser leaves and Susan comes in.

Susan: Hi!

Lemmy: I’d rather say bye…

Susan grabs Lemmy.

Susan: Aw, you’re so funny, Lemmy! I know you wouldn’t say bye when I just arrived.

Iggy: Actually, we probably would.

Susan: (grabbing Iggy) Ha-ha! That’s so funny!

Ludwig: I wouldeth like to goeth and worketh on my very important things.

Susan: (grabbing Ludwig) You talk funny!

Larry: Doo-doo-doo…

He starts to walk away but Susan grabs him.

Susan: Let’s play pirates!

Larry: Well, I guess it’s better than playing family.

Susan: I brought some pirate costumes.

They get into their costumes. Then Ludwig does a trick with his sword and almost stabs Lemmy in the chest.

Lemmy: Hey! Careful!

Iggy: Why did you do that to my twin?

Ludwig: I did not mean to hurt your sibling, sibling.

Iggy: Oh yes you did!

He stabs at Ludwig, but Ludwig dodges and stabs Susan’s arm.

Susan: OW!

She stabs at Ludwig but misses and hits Lemmy’s leg.

Lemmy: Hey!

Lemmy stabs at Susan but hits Roy.

Roy: Stop that!

Roy stabs at Lemmy but hits Wendy.

Wendy: You know what this means! WAAAAAAR!!!

Larry: No, Pirate War in the Pirate Kingdom. We’ll each take a land, and whoever captures the most land by tomorrow is the best pirate.

They all take their lands. Here they are:

Ludwig-Pipe Pirate Maze
Lemmy-Icy Pirate Caverns
Roy-Sky-High Pirates
Iggy-Giant Pirate Ditch
Wendy-Sunken Ship
Morton-Pirate Seashore
Larry-Pirate’s Garden
Susan-Shipwreck Seashore

DAY FIGHT:

The ice-loving Koopaling attacks the land that is underground. He fails, and his land is given to the weakest Koopaling. A female Koopaling attacks an underwater land but is shot and loses her land to the water-loving Koopaling. The same two Koopalings who attacked above attack each other, and both are sent hurtling back to Bowser’s Castle, making them lose immediately. A Koopaling attacks a land with pipes. She wins. A plant-lover attacks a water-lover’s boat and wins, gaining another land. Bowser’s closest son attacks a Koopa “twin” but loses, and is sent flying back to Bowser’s castle. A Koopa “twin” attacks a boat but loses his underground land. The sun goes down.

NIGHT FIGHT:

A female Koopaling attacks a sky land and wins. She attacks the owner and sends him flying away. She then captures a talkative Koopaling’s land and sends him flying away. A plant-lover attacks her and steals all four of her lands. He then sends her away. There are 2 Koopalings left. The weaker of the two sends his pirate crew of Gargantua Koopas. They are all defeated by the other Koopaling.

Then the sun comes up. All the Koopalings go to Bowser’s Castle and everyone counts how many lands they have. And the winner is…

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