The Tribe has Spoken

By Golden Road

Susan was skipping to her Uncle Bowser's castle to visit her favorite cousins. There, all but one of them groaned to see her.

"Uh, hi?" asked Lemmy.

"Oh, Lemmy, you're so cyoot," said Susan.

"Can you please not give us your torture today? I'm doing some very important research on-" Ludwig started, as Susan jumped and squeezed him.

"Ooh, you're so funny too," Susan squealed.

"Where... Susan... B-gone... ray... need... now," Ludwig panted.

"Well," started Susan, "what game are we going to play tonight?

Lemmy answered, "Let's play 'Kill the Susan'," and looked to Roy.

Roy, with a cast on his leg from the last time Susan visited, replied, "Let's play 'Someone ELSE Kill the Susan'."

Susan started, "I have a better idea. Let's play our own little version of my favorite TV show, 'Survivor'!"

Morton piped up. "'Survivor'?  Wow, I love that TV show, it's the greatest, most bestest TV show in the world. Why, what I wouldn't do to see that show every day of my life, and-"

"Shadd'ap!" Roy shouted, waving a fist at Morton.

"How about we do this, get it over with, and ignore Susan the rest of the day?" asked Lemmy.   "We can honestly say we played with her."

"Fine!" shouted Roy. "But how about we make this a little fun?"

"What do you mean?" asked Susan.

"The person who gets the most votes gets killed. Ooh, I like the idea already," answered Roy.

"Uh... ok. I'll just bet that it won't be me," replied Susan.

The seven Koopalings and Susan set up a tribal council area, and Bowser acted as host.

Bowser said, "Ok, you know what to do. Go up to that podium over there, vote for someone you want dead, tell the camera why you want that Koopa dead, and come back here and sit down. Whoever gets the most votes, I kill. Got it?!"

The Koopas replied, "Yes King Dad."

Larry is the first one to go up to vote. He says to the camera, "I'm sorry, you know I love you but... actually, I hate you. I don't know why you don't hate me as well, but I certainly do hate you! Hope to see you dead soon!"

Ludwig is the second one to go up to vote. He says to the camera, "It is nice to see that I have some power as to who will leave Plit tonight. Let me just say that you have been annoying all your life, and I believe you have also annoyed the rest of my siblings as well. Maybe Susan is more annoying even, but at least we don't have to live with her. Well, at least perhaps you'll have the satisfaction that this vote isn't for her."

Morton is the third one to go up to vote. He says to the camera, "I blame you for all of my problems. You were always there to make sure no one paid me any attention. You were jealous of me, and in the end, you won. I'm going to make sure that tonight you lose, however."

Lemmy is the fourth one to go up to vote. He says to the camera, "I have an alliance. I'm sticking to it."

Roy is the fifth one to go up to vote. He says to the camera, "As much as I hate Iggy, at least HE can't beat me up!"

Wendy is the sixth one to go up to vote. She says to the camera, "One of these days, you're going to drive us all insane. I'm voting for you, and I hope everyone else votes likewise. I'll take Roy's physical punishment over you any day! At least Susan, on the other hand, lives elsewhere."

Iggy is the seventh one to go up to vote. He says to the camera, "You've beat me up for years, now it's my turn!"

Susan is the eighth one to go up to vote. She says to the camera, "You were a fun punching bag while it lasted. The routine's getting old though, and I'm tired of it."

The Koopalings are sitting in their seats as Bowser reads the votes.  As Bowser reads the final vote, he presses a button, which causes the Koopa with the most votes to blow up.

Who was killed?

And the answer is...

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