It was a normal day... for the Koopas anyway. The Koopalings were all getting ready for Golden Road's next story, titled "The Great Adventure of Wendy and Morton, and Some Other Minor Characters". They were all getting dressed and putting on make-up and such. Wendy was in her own dressing room, Morton was in his own dressing room, but the other five Koopalings were getting ready in a broom closet.

"It's not fair!" shouted Lemmy. "I own this website, and I only get five stinking lines in this story!"

"That's better than me," said Iggy. "As usual, I don't get to say anything."

"You're both lucky," cried Larry. "At least you two don't get pounded by Roy throughout this story."

"You know," started Roy, "as fun as it is beating you up, Larry, I hate never getting a starring role in any of Golden Road's stories."

While Wendy and Morton were still getting ready in their dressing rooms, one of the Koopalings decided he was going to do away with Wendy and Morton. This bald Koopaling decided he would kill them, and he punched through the door, but he chose the wrong door. This door led to the basement, where he fell.

A Koopaling wearing glasses, when he heard the crash, decided to sneak off to Morton's dressing room, where he was ready to strike when Morton came out. But another Koopaling saw him, so the Koopaling wearing glasses ran off.

This new Koopaling waited by Wendy's dressing room door for her to emerge, thinking that she wouldn't be able to give him any more kisses once he had killed her. But he fell down and then quickly left before Wendy could opem her door and see him there.

A new Koopaling had just created a machine that would fill Wendy's room with a poison gas, but as he pressed the button to activate it, the machine blew up.

Morton and Wendy rushed to see what had happened, and in the smoke some one new stabbed Wendy with a knife, but not Morton. When the smoke cleared, a strand of yellowish hair was found atop Wendy's body. Everyone but Morton cheered, but wondered why Morton wasn't hurt. The five other Koopalings then decided to chase Morton down.