By Fred the Mole
It was a dark and stormy night in Dark Land...
Roy: You’re using that cheesy intro?
Fred the Mole: Yes I am. Now be quiet.
It was a dark and stormy night in Dark-
Iggy: But the story takes place during the day!
Fred: Who’s telling the story here? Ahem…
It was a dark and stormy DAY in-
Morton: It can’t be dark during the day.
Fred: It… was…a… Stormy… day… in… Derk… Land…
Iggy: You said DERK Land.
Fred: JUST BE QUET AND LISTEN TO THE STORY!!! As I was saying, AND THERE WILL BE NO MORE INTERRUPTIONS…
It was a stormy day in Dark Land, and the Koopalings were bored out of their minds.
Larry: We could always admire my plants.
Morton: Why don’t we just talk for a while because I can’t think of anything else that we could do on this boring, rainy day.
Wendy: We could also try on new clothes.
Ludwig: We could perhaps try to experiment with the most recent invention in my laboratory.
Roy: Why don’t we beat Iggy up?
Iggy: How about we don’t beat Iggy up.
Lemmy: We could always watch TV.
All: Ok.
They were all about to watch TV when…
Bowser: Susan’s coming over today! Hooray!
All of the Koopalings: Moan!
Bowser: I want all of you to be nice to her, ok? Don’t try anything funny.
All of the Koopalings: Yes, King Dad.
The doorbell rang.
Bowser: She’s here. I’ll get the door.
He opened the door.
Bowser: Hi Susan! Your cousins are in the lounge.
Susan: Ok!
Susan walked into the lounge
Susan: Hi guys! Do you want to play Hide-and-Seek?
Roy: How about we don’t.
Bowser (in the distance): Kids, play Hide-and-Seek with Susan or go to the dungeon!
Iggy: Fine.
Susan: Yay! Who wants to seek?
No one answered.
Susan: 1, 2, 3… NOT IT!
Larry: Not it!
Iggy: Not it!
Roy: Not it!
Lemmy: Not it!
Wendy: Not it!
Ludwig: Not it!
Flushhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Morton walked in.
Morton: What did I miss?
Susan: Morton, you’re it.
Morton: Darn it! I’ll count to 100 now.
100 seconds later…
Morton: Ready or not, here I come!
Morton started walking around the lounge. He walked up to the couch.
Morton: I just really, really know someone’s in the couch so if you are just come out immediately so I could-
Susan came out.
Susan: Darn it! I’ll give you five bucks if you pretend you didn’t find me.
Morton: Ok.
Morton walked away and went into the kitchen. He went to a door and knocked on it. When there was no answer, he opened the door and saw a Koopaling.
Koopaling: How did you know I was in there?
Morton: I had a feeling. Now get out so I can close this door. It’s making me feel uncomfortable.
The Koopaling followed Morton. Morton decided to check upstairs. While in a room, he stepped on something really sharp and fell over. He rolled until he was under the bed. Under it, he saw a Koopaling who was missing something.
Koopaling #2: Aw man, you found me!
Morton, with the 2 other Koopalings following him, went back downstairs. While walking through the lounge, Morton saw a hand sticking out from under the couch. Morton walked into the bathroom. He lifted up the toilet seat. There was a Koopaling.
Koopaling #3: This is an unfortunate event for my part for I wish I could have hidden for a longer period of time.
Morton then went outside. He looked around for a while and saw an underground tunnel. He went into the tunnel and saw a Koopaling.
Koopaling #4: Darn it!
Morton thought about where to go next, letting the last Koopaling he found pull herself out. Morton went inside again and ran into another room. He unzipped a bag and saw another Koopaling.
Koopaling #5: Dang it! Now cut the bag down for me!
Morton cut a string and the bag fell to the floor. The new Koopaling got out. By now Morton thought he had looked everywhere and decided to check the lounge again. Morton saw the couch move a bit and decided to keep moving. He went back to every place again and saw nothing. He walked into a room he has not been in before and saw a Koopaling in a closet
Koopaling #6: Ok, now we just need to find Susan
Morton: I think I know where she is.
Morton walked into the lounge and saw Susan had a knife stuck in her head
Morton: (Gasp!)
Everyone: (Gasp!)
Morton knew who it was. Do you?
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