Manager: Yes!!! We’re going to the Championship!!!

The whole team cheers and leaves. Meanwhile, in the bleachers...

Iggy: I hate this basketball team. Roy gets all the attention instead of us!

Ludwig: I tried out but they said I wasn’t athletic enough. Aren’t heavy people athletic?

Lemmy: Well, just because I have to roll on a ball doesn’t mean I can’t play basketball!

Larry: People say I’m too young to play. If I’m too young, why does Denny get to play? He’s younger than me!

Wendy: AND THEY DON’T LET GIRL KOOPAS PLAY EITHER!!! Um, not that I want to play and get all sweaty or anything…

Susan: I want to play whatever Larry plays!

Iggy: I say we hurt the two so the team loses the Championship!

Bowser: Okay kids! Go get candy and junk, then we’re outta here!

As pushes to get in line at the Snack Stand, Wendy’s bow falls off. The Koopa who didn’t talk yet grabs it.

Two days later…

All the Koopas (except for Denny and Roy, of course) sneak into Roy’s room, disappointed to see that everyone else is there. A cloud starts forming and you hear Koopas scream, but Roy is a sound sleeper you see, but he told me not to tell anyone or they would punch me, so luckily, he’s sleeping right now.

The Koopa who said two lines so far in the script flew out the window. Then the Koopa who got the most Hershey product after the game flew out the window. Both Koopas with two letters right next to each other became alarmed and ran out of the room. All of a sudden, a Koopa walks out of the fight cloud and breaks Roy’s arm. Like I said, he’s a sound sleeper.

In the morning, you can hear screams from Roy’s room. Clawdia comes up and calls the doctors. Roy gets up and sees a bow on the bed.

Roy: Hey! A clue!

Two days after Roy’s incident…

The Koopas that remained in the previous battle met up at Wart’s house. There, they snuck into Denny’s room. One Koopa saw a cake truck come by and chased after it. One Koopa was wet and went to dry up so as not to leave a trace. The remaining Koopa was about to break my, er, Denny’s leg when suddenly-

Denny: HA! It’s you, who broke Roy’s arm! Wait, it can’t be you, you never wear bows with spots on them. Hmm, who could’ve broken Roy’s arm?