One rainy day, the Koopalings were very bored and couldn’t figure out anything to do. After a long while, Ludwig had it.

Ludwig: Eureka!

Iggy: What is it?

Ludwig: Let’s play a video game!

Lemmy: Great idea! Let’s play SMB3! I have a saved game in Ice Land.

Roy: Let’s play Super Smash Bros!

Wendy: Let’s play Soda Lake in Super Mario World!

Morton: Let’s play the awesome, most amazing, stupendous, Super Mario Sunshine!

Larry: Hey, I know a game everyone can agree on!

Everyone Else: WHAT?!

Larry told them and everyone liked it, as Larry had thought.

Larry: We can only have four players, so let’s cast lots.

After that had been done, Lemmy, Iggy, Roy, and Wendy ended up playing. The others went away and played something different. At the start, Roy threw something at Lemmy, causing Lemmy to stop, putting him behind. Roy took the lead, but was soon nailed by a powerful item thrown by another Koopaling. This Koopaling shouted something about beating up on him for once, and took the lead.

Wendy crossed a bridge and fell into some water, and had to be pulled out. She was now in third. The Koopaling in last passed some ice, and skidded on it. However, this made him cut a corner and get in third. The Koopaling now in fourth got a fairly big item and threw it. Even though it hit the Koopaling in second, it did not stop until it hit the Koopaling in first. The Koopaling previously in first was now in third, with the old second place Koopaling in fourth. The third and fourth place Koopalings moved up to first and second, respectively.

The fourth place person got an item and shrunk all the other players. This Koopaling managed to get into second before it wore off. At the last minute, however, the last place Koopaling used that same item and zipped into first. This Koopaling took the lead and was about to win when he was passed by the second place Koopaling, who had used three consecutive boosts to shoot ahead. This new leader was able to retain the lead, and won!

The winner got up and shouted, while the others groaned in dismay.