By Cubone
It was Clawdia's birthday, and Bowser had forgotten to buy a cake for the grand affair. He decided to have his most trustworthy child deliver the cake. That Koopaling was quite pleased to be named most trustworthy, but this made the other seven kids upset. The others decided to sabotage the delivery in retaliation. The kids split up and hid all throughout Dark Lavalava (the main city in Dark Land) in order to be able to ambush their delivery sibling.
Meanwhile, the delivery kid had just picked up the cake and was heading back to the castle. Then, out of the shadows, a large foot extended in the delivery kid's path. However, the delivery kid saw this. The kid set the cake down, and jabbed the foot.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAGGG!!! THAT IS SOOOOOO UN-KOOL, MAN!" screamed the kid in pain. The kid dropped a pair of glasses as they ran off yelling.
The delivery Koopa, satisfied, returned to his path but found, to his horror, that his cake was missing. The delivery kid heard laughing. They spun around, and saw that another kid was running back to the castle, cake in-tow.
The delivery kid took off at full speed and managed to catch their sibling. The delivery kid grabbed their sibling's long, blue hair and yanked. The kid with yanked hair squealed and dropped the cake... which the delivery kid caught. The delivery kid turned and saw their sibling was crying in pain. The delivery kid pitied their sibling, but merely thought, "You get what you deserve."
The delivery kid continued down the path to the castle and didn't see another Koopaling come charging at the delivery kid from behind. The charging kid tripped over the crying kid, however. "Watch it, you fatty!" said the angry kid. "Go cry to your twin and not in the middle of the road!"
The crying kid wiped away their tears and tackled the angry Koopaling, who had just got back up. The kids began to get in a fistfight. The fighting Koopas accidentally fought their way over to a bush, and one bumped into a new Koopa Kid. The new Koopaling dropped a bottle of mascara on the ground. This angered the new kid, who retaliated by grabbing the two fighting Koopas by their heads and slamming them together. This made the other kids even madder, and the three began to have an all out melee.
While brawling, one of the competitors saw a new Koopaling race after the delivery kid, also holding a cake. The contender, who had a permanent grudge on this Koopaling (Well... not just this Koopaling...) began to chase this kid and threw a kick at the Koopa. The kick landed where it was aimed, though not on the Koopaling, yet it still sent that kid tumbling down. The kid landed, chest in the cake. The downed Koopa then realized their mother disliked chocolate anyway, however, which the cake they purchased was. This Koopaling merely began to head back to the bakery to pick up a vanilla cake for their mother.
The real delivery kid, who was unaware of what happened with the other cake-wielder, was at the castle grounds by now. The kid walked up to the front gate, but the guards wouldn't let them in.
"We are under orders of Prince Bowser not to let anyone in," a Hammer Bro said.
"Look! A shooting star!" exclaimed the delivery kid.
Ironically, there really was a shooting star. They were incredibly rare around Dark Land. "Wow," said a guard. "Ya don't see them a lot 'round here."
"Make a wish, buddy," said the other Hammer Bro, staring up at the night sky.
The delivery kid managed to sneak in unseen. The kid began to sprint down the hall to the kitchen. On the way there, the delivery Koopa passed a Koopaling who was headed in the opposite direction. This Koopaling was quite surprised to see the delivery Koopa, and tried to attack.
... That didn't work so well. The attacker was easily overpowered and ran away crying.
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"Clawdia, I swear I did not forget your birthday!" Bowser exclaimed. "Just because I did last year... and the year before that, doesn't mean I did this year!"
"Yes Bowser," said Clawdia. "That would explain whyy one of our own children is delivering the cake right now!"
Bowser was about to retort, but was interrupted by the arriving delivery kid. "Delivery Koopa reporting!" exclaimed the Koopa.
The Koopa was about to hand Bowser the cake, when the kid and cake were blasted into a wall, smashing the cake.
"Ha!" laughed the newest Koopa. "Try delivering that!"
The Koopa revealed a ray gun that the kid had stolen. The kid began to laugh hysterically, while the delivery Koopa just shook his head.
Bowser grasped the troublesome Koopa, who started whimpering instead of laughing. "You are in so much trouble..." growled Bowser.
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