Five of the Koopalings were in the lounge bored to death when Roy thought of a cruel idea. He quietly announced to everyone in the room, "Watch this." He then called out, "LEMMY! IGGY!" The other Koopas waited anxiously to see what Roy was going to do. Iggy then walked into the room, frightful of what Roy had called him for. Roy then asked him, "Iggy, who is the best of us all?"

Iggy, surprised but relieved, answered, "That's easy, it's me of course."

"NO WAY!" Lemmy rolled into the room. "That title belongs to ME."

Iggy replied, "I'm the best."

Lemmy argued, "No, I'M THE BEST!"

Iggy pushed Lemmy and then they started fighting. The others, including Roy, were stunned and horrified to see such a sight before them.

Wendy: WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!

Roy: I DIDN'T MEAN FOR THEM TO FIGHT!

Larry: FAT CHANCE, YOU LIAR!

And with that, the other Koopalings attacked Roy. Not long after, they accidently started hurting each other and it became a melee. Iggy and Lemmy fought their way over to the others and it becomes a brawl.

Wendy: THAT'S IT! THIS MEANS WAR!!!

And with that, the Koopalings headed onto their doomships to their own lands. The first World War began soon after.

One Koopaling took out the island nation using harsh sunlight. The same Koopaling took out his/her next foe, who kept on warping throughout their land. The other four, realizing how great their conquering foe was, teamed up and took him/her out with tremendous doomship assault (mainly because it was the only way they could get to his/her land).

One of the remaining Koopalings destroyed their treaty with another Koopaling and defeated them. It took many weeks, but now that Koopaling owned the land that is home to many gargantuan Koopas and Piranha Plants. As that Koopaling and their troops were heading back to their land, their doomship was attacked by another Koopaling. The new Koopaling took the previous Koopalings prisoner.

After news rang out through Plit's TV screens about two armies being taken out in hours, the last Koopaling's army stormed the other Koopaling's land and took out their exhausted army and conquered all.

In a press conference about winning the war, the Koopaling that won admitted, "At least we didn't have to fight in Ice Land. We just let them defeat the Icelanders, and then we took them over."

NOTE: The order of Koopalings is the same order of who I like in order, winner being my first favorite. Yeah, I know, it doesn't help any. (>^o^)>