By badyoyo
It was a dark and stormy evening at Castle Koopa.
Wendy: DADDY! DADDY! DADDY!
Bowser: SHHHHHHH! (whispering) Not so loud, Lemmy's been on a sugar rush all day, I just finally managed to get him to rest.
They both looked at Lemmy, who's snoring on the couch.
Wendy: (whispering) I don't care, I need you to do something for me.
Bowser: (whispering) What?
Wendy: (whispering) I need you to store these.
Wendy shows Bowser her earrings.
Bowser: (whispering) Your prize earrings?
Wendy: (whispering) Yes
Bowser: (whispering) Sweetie, you've had those earring since you first got your ears pierced, and you haven't taken them off since. Why do you want to me to store them?
Wendy: (whispering) Every single one of my brothers has been interested on stealing these things. I want to put them in a safe place until I can some replicas they can fight over.
Bowser: (whispering) Ok, I'll put them in the Koopa Family safe.
Bowser walks over to a painting of himself, then removes it to reveal a small safe.
Bowser: (whispering) Ok, hand me the earrings.
Wendy hands Bowser her earrings.
Bowser: (whispering) Ok, now to put them in the safe.
Bowser puts his claws to the dial, then stops.
Bowser: (whispering) Um, Sweetie, the Koopa family safe combination is restricted until you all come of age or me and mother die, so you need to leave.
Wendy: (whispering) Ok, I'll be in Ludwig's room when you're done.
Bowser: (Good, now I have total privacy.)
He was wrong.
When Wendy walked out of the room, a blue-haired Koopa came running up to the door, and put his ear to it.
Also, Morton happened to be digging a secret passageway from his room to the kitchen, but he got lost and ended up in the ventilation shaft. He heard the conversation between Wendy and his dad, and saw Bowser use the combination.
Suddenly lightning struck, showing a Koopaling with glasses looking into the room through the window, seeing Bowser use the combination.
And Lemmy, who of course was not sleeping, had one eye open, seeing Bowser use the combination.
Suddenly there was an explosion in Ludwig's room. Ludwig was chasing Wendy through the castle.
Ludwig: WENDY! How many times do I have to tell you not to mess with my equipment?
Wendy: Get away from me, you freak!
Suddenly Wendy slipped and slid into Roy's room, where she saw Roy drying himself with a towel.
Roy: What do you want?
Wendy: Help me get away from Ludwig.
Ludwig slid into Roy's room the same way Wendy did, then Roy kicked him in the face, making Ludwig slide out cartoonishly. He then crashed into another Koopaling.
Wendy: Thank you.
Roy: Now get out.
Roy threw Wendy out and she landed on Ludwig.
Ludwig: There you are.
Ludwig continued his chase through the castle until Wendy ran into her room, safe and sound.
That Night...
A zigzag of lightning struck, showing a Koopaling sneaking through Castle Koopa with a flashlight.
Koopaling: (whispering) All I need to do is get downstairs, and I'll be safe.
The Koopaling walked downstairs to see another Koopaling.
Koopaling: Three sheep, four sheep…
It was Roy, sleepwalking. The other Koopaling managed to get away from Roy, making sure he wouldn't wake him up.
Roy: Five sheep, no sleep, seven sheep…
The Koopaling kept moving along through the castle until he reached the room he desired.
Koopaling: (whispering) Finally.
The Koopaling took a piece of cake and a glass of milk, had his snack, then went back up to bed.
Meanwhile another Koopaling was in the parlor, removing a painting of his dad. The Koopaling had found the Koopa Family safe. Knowing the combination by heartm the Koopaling opened the safe, took the earrings, and went quietly to bed with his prize.
The Next Morning…
Bowser: KIDS! I have an announcement to make!
Larry: What is it, King Dad?
Bowser: Last night, someone made it to the Koopa Family safe and-
Wendy: Don't tell me, he-
Bowser: That's right, he stole Wendy's earrings.
Wendy: No!
Wendy started sobbing.
Bowser: Wendy, I'm sorry, but someone had to have figured out where the safe was and know the combination. Morton!
Morton gasped.
Morton: Y-yes, King Dad?
Bowser: Do you know anything of this matter?
Morton: N-no.
Bowser: Then what's with this cake on your cheeks?
Bowser took his claw and started scraping off crumbs of cake.
Morton: I-I...
Wendy stopped sobbing, then got angry.
Wendy: ALL OF YOU ARE SUSPECTS!
Wendy pointed at the six other Koopalings.
Wendy: EVERY SINGLE OF YOU!
Bowser: Including you!
Wendy: WHAT?! Why me? Why would I steal my own earrings?
Bowser: To force me to buy you new, shinier one, while you get your brothers to fight over the old ones.
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