Mario and Wario are at the Observatory.
(Note: This episode has been dubbed over from Bad Italian Accent to English.)
Mario: So, which galaxy do you want to go to?
Wario: I don’t know…
Suddenly, Wario’s stomach growls.
Wario: Ahhh, I could use some cake. Any idea where I could find some?
Mario: Hmm… I know! Maybe we could go to the Toy Time Galaxy!
Wario: Oh, right, I almost forgot. One thing, though…
Mario: What?
Wario: IF YOU MAKE ME SQUASH INTO THAT SPRING ONE MORE TIME, I'M GOING TO FLING YOU OFF A CLIFF!
Mario: Okay, okay. Let’s just go to the nearest piece of cake. It’ll all work out.
Mario and Wario go up to the Engine Room and go into the Pull Star.
Mario: Ready to go?
Wario: Caaaake…
Mario: Okay, then!
KA–BOOM!
Mario: Oh, wait. Was that a Purple Comet there?
Wario: You just noticed now?! Well, in any case, I’m sure it’ll be easy…
The duo eventually fly over to the 8-bit Mario.
Wario: I don’t see any purple coins.
Suddenly, they flip around to the back to reveal an 8-bit Luigi covered in purple coins.
Mario: Ahh…
WHAM!
Wario: AHAHAHAHA! MONEYMONEYMONEY!!
Wario grabs ten coins before he trips and falls in the swamp.
Mario: Ahh!
Mario grabs Wario’s hand and barely pulls him out.
Wario: I hate to say it, but thanks, Mario.
Mario: No prob–
Poof! The platform the pair is standing on disappears.
Both: AHHHHHHHHHH!
One life later…
Wario: What was that?!
Mario: Either you need to lose weight, or this is all made up of disappearing platforms.
Wario: …
Mario: Okay, okay, it’s both, really.
PUNCH!
Mario: Owowowowowowow!
Mario flies through 35 purple coins and lands on a rotating platform, which dumps him off.
Mario: Nooooooo!
Another life later…
Mario: *huff… huff…* Okay, we need a plan before we run out of lives.
Wario: To get as much money as possible?
Mario: Yeah, yeah, whatever. Let’s go around to the foot over there, then work our way up to that far corner, then…
Two and a half minutes later…
Mario: …And that way, we’ll never lose! Sound good?
Wario: Yeah!
Mario: Then let’s g–
TIME OVER!
Mario: Oops.
PUNCH!
Mario: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Later…
Wario: Okay, let’s do this for real.
Mario: Great!
The two collect 75 coins before Mario falls into a swamp.
Wario: Eh, it’s been good.
Wario manages to collect another 25. The Star appears…
Wario: YES!
And Wario hits a rotating platform and falls into the same swamp.
Wario: NOOOoooo…
One life later…
Wario: This is easy! We’re just making stupid mistakes!
Mario: Yeah! This’ll be the one!
Later…
Mario: I hope this is the try!
Much, much, later…
Mario: SWAMPS! PLATFORMS! COINS! AHAHAHAHAHA!
Wario: NOOOO! WHYYYYYYY?! GYEARARAGH!
Mario’s Luma: Well, it looks like it’s up to…
Poof!
???: SUPER ULTRA FIERCE DIETY DARK STAR GENO!
Catchy theme music plays.
SUFDDSG: HAH! Pathetic fools!
Mario: Gh…ghh…gh…
SUFDDSG: Meh.
Hop! Hop!
Wario: Oh, that’s it.
Mario: We’ll send you and your stupid Mary Sue title flying out of here!
Wario grabs Mario and spins him around, then lets him go. Mario picks up 30 coins before he flies into SUFDDSG.
SUFDDSG: What… Get off, you moron!
SUFDDSG flies around the platforms, trailing Mario from his foot. Mario collects an additional 50 coins before he is shaken off.
Mario: Oof!
Wario: Now, I’m up! PENGUIN…
SUFDDSG: What the?
WARIO: POWER!
KA–PENGUIN!
SUFDDSG: NOOOOoooo…
SUFDDSG flies out of the galaxy. Mario gets up and collects 19 additional coins before he falls off the ledge.
Mario: WHYYYYyyyy…
Wario: Ha!
Wario grabs the last coin and then the Star.
Wario: I-a did it!
…
Wario: Wait, where’s
my cake?! What a ripoff!