Name: The Narrator
Species: Post-It?
First Appearance: ANTI DUDE AND BO interview MOLTZ THE VERY GOONIE (The first time seen was in SHREXY interviews CRAGNON)
Nickname: None
Gender: None (0_o)
Age: A bazillion
Attire: Well, he's a Post-it. He has a piece of tape on him and the word "Narrator". Does that count?
Occupation: Narrator
Birthday and Place: None
Hobby: Narrating
Favorite Mario Game: Errrr... He's a Post-It
Favorite Non-Mario Game: He can't play video games

He narrates. That's about it. Sometimes he pulls pranks on people. Once Anti Dude wrote on him. Anti Dude was in the hospital for 6 days.