Name: Ridley K. Koopa
First Appearance: Kamek’s Plot
Eye Color: Gray
Species: Koopa Troopa
Gender: Male
Shell Color: Gold
Hair Color: N/A
Clothes: Purple T-shirt with yellow strip going through the sleeves and middle, blue jeans that are ripped apart at the bottom, white shoes with golden soles
Jewelry: Silver chain around neck, iron bracelets without spikes
Favorite TV Show: Invader Zim
Favorite Video Game: Metroid Prime 3, Mario Galaxy, Super Paper Mario
Outstanding Characteristics: Single fang on his left side, extremely bored expression at almost all times
Mental Condition: To be honest, a totally unstable sadist.

Quotes: “Coffee is good… um, without sugar… and milk… sugar? Do you know what that does to me? I’m bouncing off the walls for hours! Don’t get me started about caffeine… That stuff just keeps me awake…”

Ridley Koopa was simply a normal sap working for Bowser, however, an odd incident involving helium, movies, and a barrel of coffee got him fired, at which point he roamed around pointlessly. A bit later, he got into the interviewing business, where he met the bane of his existence… Kylie Koopa…

Kylie lives to cause Ridley anguish, and she’s VERY good at it… Unfortunately…

He is currently devoting his time to getting his Interviews good ratings…

He’s failing miserably at it.

Me: I hate you all SO MUCH…