The 12-Foot Long Ant

Name: None right now

Age: 3

Favorite Food: Traitorous Shy Guys, pesky spiders, and anything that Humans and Koopas eat

Favorite Koopa: Either none or all, I'm not sure

Least favorite enemy: Oiram

Favorite enemy: Mario

Name: Oiram

Favorite Food: Anything Mario hates

Worst enemy: Mario

Second Worst enemy: Tie between Wario and Luigi

Friends: None, he even hates Ginko and Tatanga

He is basically a very sinister version of Mario who wears red overalls, a blue shirt, and a blue hat with a blue "O" on it.

Name: Stinky Sears

Occupation: Piano teacher

Height: 2'11''

Age: 32

Quote: "Aw crud! Nobody likes to play piano the Stinky Sears way!"

He plays piano with his head and he likes to eat, so he's a fat, bald midget.

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