Name: Karina the Sammer Girl
Nickname: ‘Rina
First Appearance: KARINA THE SAMMER GIRL interviews JADE
BLOOPER
Age: 14
Gender: Female (making her the only Sammer Girl)
Hometown: Sammer’s Kingdom
Likes: King Sammer, Jade Blooper (I like them as friends, okay?)
Dislikes: Anyone who’s disrespectful to King Sammer, anyone who makes fun of my name (I’m the only one with a normal name… most Sammer Guys have quirky names)
Friends: All 101 Sammer Guys

Okay, where to start? Well… as you can see up there, I’m King Sammer’s personal favorite. The reason for that is because I obey his every word and I’m the youngest AND cutest out of all the Sammer Guys. I’m a girl, what did you expect? Most Sammer Guys are lazy and total flip-flops. I guess some Sammer Guys are jealous of me because of how I get attention from the king all the time, but I don’t care, heh heh.

I wasn’t assigned a post for me to, uh, chill in and wait for the challenger because there’s only 100 available and they’re all taken. King Sammer probably doesn’t have the time to build me a post so he told me that I can just share a post with another Sammer Guy. And that Sammer Guy was Jade Blooper -- the guardian of the first gate. I thought being at the first gate was pretty cool because the challenger would arrive just like that and I wouldn’t have to wait any longer like if I was at another post. I usually don’t like sharing rooms with other people because I generally find roommates annoying. To my surprise, Jade Blooper wasn’t all that annoying, actually. We got to know each other and it seems that we have a lot in common. Our friendship grows stronger and stronger every day…Now, don’t get the wrong idea, all right?

How’d I become a member of the Sammer Guys of this wonderful kingdom, you ask? I suppose I can tell you that. You see, I’m not really a true relative of the Sammer Guys... I’m adopted. (OMG IT’S SO SHOCKING.) Long ago my parents died from fighting a terrible beast that was almost impossible to defeat. They did defeat the beast, but they died shortly after the battle was over… That’s when King Sammer found me and decided to take me in for care… I was only 5 years old at that time, so I didn’t really know my parents. I won’t go into too much detail… Better yet, I’m not going to even bother telling you this story, it’ll only make me sad and depressed all over again. King Sammer and the Sammer Guys are my family; they raised me.

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