Name: Gourmet Guy
Age: 36
Height: 6'2"
Weight: Broke scale after 1 ton, ‘nuff said
Favorite Food: Any of Tayce T's , Zess T’s, or Chef Torte's cooking
Least Favorite Food: Diet foods
Favorite Pastime: Eating, doing whatever he wants, food eating contests
Least Favorite Pastime: Dieting, having heart attacks, not being able to be in eating contests
Favorite People: Tayce T, Zess T, Chef Torte, Shy Guy King, his parents (deceased), any fat person like him
Least Favorite People: Bowser, Wart, Kamek

Gourmet Guy was once a normal Shy Guy. Gourmet Guy 's father and mother were very poor. He mostly ate vegetables, and hardly ate meat. Then Kamek sent his parents to help him conquer Yoshi's Island. Gourmet Guy didn't see his parents ever again. He hates Kamek and blames him for his parents death (and he should).

When he reached the age of 25 he started working for Wart. Wart wanted him to help him with his Dream Machine and help create minions. One day Gourmet Guy was drinking a soda and he accidentally spilled some on the Dream Machine. Wart was really angry and he kicked him out of Sub-con. While he was walking in Toad Town he smelled a delicious aroma. It was Tayce T's. cake. He asked for a bite, then after that his life changed. He went berserk. He wanted many sweet and high fat foods.

Soon, at the age of 30, he was in Bowser's army. Bowser didn't like Gourmet Guy because he mostly ate everything in the castle. Dungeon sentence after dungeon sentence, after 20 such punishments Bowser sent him to General Guy's army. General Guy decided his job would be to block the roads.

Soon in the events of Paper Mario, Mario offered him one of Tayce T's cakes. Gourmet Guy went berserk once again and jumped all the way to Bowser's castle, dropping the Cookbook. Soon Gourmet Guy asked Peach to bake him a cake. After Peach gave him a cake he went berserk again. (Sheesh, does this guy ever stop going berserk? Um, anyway...) He told Peach where the next Star Spirit was, after that he jumped out of the castle into the ground. (Believe it or not, his weight caused the castle to go down) The castle was 5 feet from the ground. After that he followed General Guy to Sub-con.

Soon after Paper Mario they decided to be good. They joined in the parade in which Gourmet Guy tried to eat Huff ‘N Puff. Soon Gourmet Guy went into food eating contests. He still is in General Guy's army and judges people in baking contests.

Well that's all you need to know, for now I need to research more stuff. See Ya.

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