Dimentio, reported by Dimentio
Dimentio, reported by Dimentio
Name: Dimentio Dimensio
Height: 5'2’’
Weight: 100 lbs
Favorite Food: Anything that Timpani cooks
Least Favorite Food: Anything O'Chunks cooks
Favorite Pastimes: Tricking and backstabbing Count Bleck, killing Mr. L, messing up Fracktail, saying similes, backstabbing Morton Koopa Sr, backstabbing Smithy, Wart, Cackletta, writing the Dark Prognosticus, going out with Rosalina, and ALMOST ruling the entire universe.
Least Favorite Pastime: Losing to Mario and Co., dieing, being in the Underwhere, and eating O'Chunks's food
Favorite People: Count Bleck's father, Rosalina, Peach, Timpani, Count Bleck, Nastasia, Mimi, and O'Chunks
Least Favorite People: Mario, Luigi, Bowser, Jaydes, Grambi, Grate Guy, Grodus, Smithy, Wart, Cackletta, and Fawful.
So you want to learn more about me, eh? I'm not surprised. I mean, look at me. I am so smart and so good looking and so much better than you- Oh, please come back! I'm sorry.
All right, I will begin. I was born into the family of Dementio and Diminsia. My father was the most powerful (and demented) magician of all time- next to me. He wrote a powerful book named The Book of Beginning. It was a powerful book knowing everything, everyone, and origins. As I was growing up I decided to write a book as well. I took my father's book and with the magic I learned from it wrote a book that told future events. I called it The Dark Prognosticus. Then an idea struck me. “I can rule the universe with this book.” I wrote the prophecy using the knowledge I got from the Book of Beginning. Now all I had to do was plan everything out. I scanned the book, searching for someone who could carry out the prophecy. “Lord Blumirre… He will do!” And with that I closed the book. A few years later I started The Tribe of Ancients and gave them the book. Then I read a passage in my father's book and learned to travel 1,200 hundred years into the future. This, however, was a one-time thing only, with no return ticket, but still I warped. There I saw that the Tribe of Darkness had sealed away my book as foretold. “It’s time for this show to begin!”
I observed Blumiere for a while. Soon I told King Louis that his boy was ready to face a Light. “What?! My boy isn’t ready to fight a Light!”
“Then when will he be?” I asked.
“Who are you?” he asked.
“Just a humble jester, King Louis,” I said with a smile. With that I left his throne.
The next day King Louis decided to send Blumiere to go fight a Light. “Fine day to play matchmaker!” I said as I quickly went to the Tribe of Light. I went around spreading a thought. “Today would be a fine day to ask Lady Timpani to marry someone,” I said, floating around. Soon a huge line formed in front of Timpani’s home. I saw her teleport out of her home and head towards the cliff. At that point I flipped to 2D and waited. Soon it became sunset and I saw Blumiere overlooking the tribe. Below him Timpani was walking. I charged a starbust and fired it beneath Blumiere. With that I sealed their fate. The cliff collapsed and Blumiere fell near Timpani. “Now that Act 1 is complete,” I said as I saw Timpani carry Blumiere to her home, “Act 2 shall now commence!”
In the shadows I watched their relationship grow. I kept a close eye on Blumiere waiting for the right opportunity. Soon the day came. I saw Blumiere leaving the palace, ring in hand. “Now it is time for this matchmaker to split them apart”
I teleported to King Louis’s throne room. “You again?!” he yelled.
“A thousand pardons…but I thought you would be interested to know what your son is up to,” I said, bowing down.
“What blasphemy do you speak?!”
“Allow me to show you, my King,” I said, snapping my fingers. I teleported us to the Tribe of Light and flipped us to 2D. I pointed at Timpani’s house and he saw in shock as Blumiere was holding hands with a human.
“My son…has betrayed me!” he screamed.
“Like a shifty partner who wants everything for himself,” I said, smiling.
“I am grateful for your assistance but… who are you?” he asked, facing me.
“Just a humble jester, King. Ciao!” And with that I teleported him back to the throne.
I soon watched Louis unleash his fury among the Tribe of Light and curse Timpani. The next day I watched as Blumiere’s heart broke after he learned that Timpani was cursed to wander all worlds. Finally I saw Blumiere begin his transformation into Count Bleck. “Now the second act has ended and the third act… can begin! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!”
“Isn’t this a fine show?” I said as I watched Count Bleck kill his own father, then destroy the Tribe of Darkness. “Hello there!” Count Bleck turned around and saw me. “I understand you are the destroyer of worlds. I would like to be your humble servant,” I said.
After a long silence, Count Bleck said, “No… I am not the destroyer of worlds.”
“B-b-but you have the Dark Prognosticus!” I sputtered.
“It doesn’t matter. All I want to do is search… for her.” And with that he left the world he destroyed.
“Hmm… In that case… the third act will be changed” I said, thinking “You’ll find her like two long-lost brothers untied.” And with that I left as well.
“Home sweet home!” I said, appearing in Dimension D. “Better tidy up here. I’ll be expecting a guest soon.” I knew the curse Louis cast on Timpani would force her to travel all worlds… and dimensions. After a long journey and wait for me, she stumbled upon Dimension D. “Hello there.” Timpani faced me but I could tell her vision was fading. “Are you lost?” I asked, and she weakly let out a “yes”. I rose my arms, smiling “Well then, let me help you, like a rich person giving money to the poor!”
And so I teleported her close to Flipside. I watched as she collapsed, and saw Merlon approach her. “Well this show was changed a bit,” I said as I saw Timpani transformed into Tippi. “But it is still as good as ever, like a bucket of ice cream on a hot summer day. Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! Now let the fourth act commence!”
I soon found Count Bleck but I also found he had another minions. “Hmm. I should have read the book more,” I said.
I teleported in front of Count Bleck. “Bleck!” he yelled, startled.
“’Ey Count? Is this guy ’iving you trouble? If he is let me chunk ’im up!” said one of the minions.
“No,” said Count Bleck. “He’s the guy we’re looking for.”
“Why, little old me?” I said, smiling.
“Apparently you are marked as The Dark One, and I need your help to complete the prophecy,” he said.
“Ah, but humor me this… I thought you didn’t want to be the destroyer of worlds.” With that statement his head fell. I knew that Count Bleck had not succeeded in finding his Timpani.
“Without her the world means nothing too me,” he said to me before turning back.
“Then I shall help you as best I can, my Count” I said, bowing.
With my help we found out who the princess of pure heart was as well as the monster with an evil heart. Count Bleck went after them while the minions and I were decorating the wedding hall. Soon the wedding commenced. “Hmm, I knew that the princess was of pure heart, but I had no idea she was ravishing as well!” I said, watching. “Pity she’s marrying that tub of lard over there.” Soon the Chaos Heart was born and Luigi appeared to stop us. “Ahh, and the Man in Green!” I said as I saw him stomp on Bowser and soon the Chaos Heart. “Now that the fourth act has ended, let the final act begin!”
“Who are you talking to?” said Mimi.
“Uh… Myself,” I said.
“Weirdo”
The fifth act was the events in SPM. As soon as I backstabbed Count Bleck and took control of the Chaos Heart, my “Ultimate Show” began. However, somehow I was defeated. I don’t know what I did wrong but I ended up dieing. “A villain formulates a plan that cannot fail… but a good villain formulates a backup plan that can’t fail! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!” I said as I arrived in the Underwhere.
Details, details. After my arrival to the Underwhere I convinced and teamed up with Morton Koopa Sr. After that plan failed I was sent back to the Underwhere. They were going to feed me to Bonechill so I quickly escaped, and ended up in a meeting with Wart, Smithy, and Cackletta. Soon I teamed up with them and made a new plan. However I have a weakness: I seem to double-cross anybody I team up with.
After an embarrassing defeat Count Bleck was ready to banish me once and for all. “You won’t cause grief to anyone anymore!” he said, raising his cane over me.
“I’m sorry, but you must spare my life…” I said weakly.
Count Bleck ignored me and brought it down. “Stop!” cried out Timpani, grabbing Count Bleck’s hand.
“What? Why?” I faced Timpani, and in that moment I saw why she had spared my life. She knew somehow that I was the one who brought them together. “Darling, this monster is dangerous!” spat Count Bleck.
“Maybe, but I’m sure he learned his lesson,” she said, facing me.
“I don’t know…” said Bleck.
“Please…” she said.
With that he held back his cane. “But why?” he asked again.
“I have my reasons,” she said, helping me up. “And you! You be good now, you understand?” she said. “I’ll… I’ll try…” I muttered. And so I moved back into Castle Bleck.
Little did we know we were going to have another person moving in as well. Count Bleck’s father Louis had transformed into Count Bla`ck. We soon became good friends, which annoyed Bleck.
Just because I decided to turn sides, that didn’t mean I couldn’t get the MK in trouble. After a certain incident with dynamite my Dimentio goop went rampant. Luckily we were able to contain it.
You may have noticed I have a… thing for Rosalina. Well after the Dimentio goop incident she wasn’t fond of me. Later of course she finally forgave me. On Valentines Day she finally went out with me. That was also the day Grodus and Smithy set their plan into action, ruining my date! Not to mention Grate Guy also has a thing for her. However she refuses him too. I guess us jesters ain’t her type. Well that’s enough details.
I started my own magic school after Count Bleck scolded me for not contributing around the house. Basically I taught my basic magic: shooting out starbursts, making dimensional cages, levitating, and teleporting in my style. All graduates get a Dimentio hat, diploma, and a small Chaos Heart. If they hone their magic skills they can use that mini Chaos Heart to became their own Super Dimentio. My graduated students are Toad, Kirby, Waddle Dee, King Dedede, Junior, and Punchinello. I also work for Mad Jack in delivering and receiving packages of goods.
I am powerful despite my cute appearance… Hey, who’s laughing at me? As I said, I can fire out starbursts, clone myself infinitely, teleport, flip between dimensions, levitate, and am able to possess anyone if I’m a ghost. I can still turn into Super Dimentio or semi-Ultra Dimentio, that is, if Luigi or Junior are near. Now the Dimentio goop is a creation I made in order to expand the limits of Dimension D. I covered my room in the Dimentio goop. If anyone teleports in my room they will instantly teleport to New Dimension D. It’s complete with a café, mall, fancy restaurant, and my huge castle. Of course if the door to my room is left open the Dimentio goop will leave and cover the entire castle. Count Bleck gets really annoyed when that happens, as the castle turns from black and white to the black with purple and yellow. I’m good acquaintances with Timpani, getting along with Count Bleck, great friends with Count Bla`ck, okay with O’Chunks, trying to avoid Mimi as best I can, and okay with Nastasia. Yep, with me around things always get wild, like a party being hosted by collage students. May I read to you again in another time and place. Ciao!
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