Slike373, reported by Slike373
Slike373, reported by Slike373
Full Name: Slike Threece Eventhree
Nickname: Slike, occasionally he’s called THIEF!, but now he’s supposedly an author, disproving assumptions
First Appearance: href=http://www.lemmykoopa.com/lksection.php?ThisSection=292&Submission=2802&Letter=S&back=Slike373
target='_site'>SLIKE373 interviews SLEDGE BROTHER
Gender: With transformation powers, anything is possible, but let’s just go with male
Species: Tanooki, a raccoon-like creature that possesses transformation powers
Alignment: Whoever’s not being a complete idiot (for example, if Bowser kidnaps Peach for no reason, he’ll side with Mario; if Mario is trying to borrow a cup of sugar from Bowser’s castle while carrying a sledgehammer, he’ll side with Bowser)
Occupation: Author
Interview Occupation: Main interviewer
Background:
No one really knows about Tanookis or where they came from. Slike is either too stubborn or too stupid to tell anyone about where he was born. From an early age, he worked on his shape shifting. He applied logic to the art and found that instead of turning into his opponent, he can turn into a fourty-ton weight that happens to be dangling over an opponent’s head. At the time he was more innocent, turning into trivial things such as an Albatoss to reach something high up, or a Bullet Bill when he was in a rush.
Slike attended an elementary school in a village of rare species. (As in, there aren’t enough Tanookis to make an entire village.) His intelligence was relatively high, and he lost tolerance for those who couldn’t keep up with it. Apparently he’s still in school. Whether it’s middle or high school is unknown. (However, the lack of words sized to catastrophic proportions of intelligence in his writing shows that he is most certainly not in college. To answer your question, yes, that sentence was most certainly posed.)
Personality
Slike sometimes acts like an arrogant jerk, though he can also act intelligent if he feels like. An uncommonly known fact is that he has to take pills so that he has a proper level of sanity. His interview team calls them his crazy pills. An example of his arrogant, “insane” attitude can be found in nearly any Interview he has been in. Nowadays, however, he’s better at remembering to take them ever since a little incident that included a dramatic emotional breakdown that you probably don’t even want to hear about. He can also be a bit nerdy.
Sane Quotes:
(Insert sudden epiphany of mathematical formula here)
“Okay, for the last time, nerds are better than jocks. Maybe now you can beat me up, but at least I never plan to work at McRudy’s!”
“The chemical efficiency of your automobile is at a near apocalyptic danger level. What? They’re big words, but an IDIOT knows all the definitions!”
Insane Quotes:
“I like waffles!”
“Seventy-five percent of multicolored pickles live within Igloos in Sarasaland.”
“I’m sorry, sir, your house has been eaten by midgets.”
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