The Koopalings, reported by Cubone
The Koopalings, reported by Cubone
Ludwig Von Koopa
Age: 12
Height: 4'1"
Weight: 140 pounds
Favorite Food: Chocolate, duh!
Favorite Videogame: Super Mario Brothers Three
Favorite Pastime: Hangin' out with Larry
Ludwig is the oldest of Bowser's eight children. Ludwig loves to hang out with Larry and compose music. Ludwig is constantly being made fun of by his siblings for being fat, but doesn't seem to care much. Ludwig is a huge fan of Beethoven, which is why he has the crazy hair. He's not much of a composer either. He tries, but fails... Hmmm... Maybe he could figure out a way to use his terrible music to torture Mario...
"What do you mean my music pieces are bad? THIS is good music, people!" ~Ludwig Von Koopa
Lemmy Koopa
Age: 12
Height: 2'10"
Weight: 60 pounds
Favorite Food: Ice... Wait... Ice isn't a food!
Favorite Videogame: Wii Carnival
Favorite Pastime: Doing circus tricks on his ball
Lemmy is the second oldest of Bowser's Koopalings. However, he is constantly being picked on by Morton and Bowser Jr. for being the smallest. This doesn't depress him one bit, though! I mean, if he was depressed, why would he be rolling around on that ball of his, singing Bobby Mcferrin's "Be Happy"? Quite honestly, Lemmy never wanted to fight the Marios in the first place.
"Why fight the Mario Brothers, when I could be a circus star?" ~Lemmy Koopa
Roy Koopa
Age: 12
Height: 4'2"
Weight: 120 pounds
Favorite Food: Steak
Favorite Videogame: Super Smash Brothers Brawl
Favorite Pastime: Looking Koooooooooool, with a K
Roy is Bowser's rough-and-tumble kid who loves to cause mischief as much as looking at himself in the mirror. Roy and his pair of shades are impossible to separate... Really, they are. Lemmy once tried to hide them for April Fools Day, while Roy was asleep. As soon as Lemmy came within an INCH of the glasses, Roy woke up and threw Lemmy out an open window, into Queen Clawdia's
garden.
"I'm the coolest head, for the most dangerous missions, King Dad!" ~Roy Koopa
Iggy Koopa
Age: 12
Height: 4'3"
Weight: 86 pounds
Favorite Food: Any type of Mexican food
Favorite Videogame: Big Brain Academy
Favorite Pastime: Inventing weaponry for the Koopas
Iggy is truly a genius, and a genius only. He uses these huge scientific words that almost no one under the age of twenty can understand! Yeah, those are BIG words. Iggy is also what we would call... AN ANIMAL LOVER! Really. He loves animals of any kind. He has a snake named Duncan, a parrot named Eugene, and a tarantula named Gerta.
"If my hypothesis is true about the string theory and my math is correct, then placing my foot in this gargantuan mechanical structure should allow us to visit a parallel dimension!" ~Iggy Koopa
Wendy O. Koopa
Age: 12
Height: 3'10"
Weight: 100 pounds
Favorite Food: Candy
Favorite Videogame: Nintendogs
Favorite Pastime: Making herself look... good
As you probably know from reading my Koopaling stories, the Koopalings are usually different in my submissions than they were in the cartoons. Not Wendy. She's a spoiled brat in the cartoons and the videogames! When she's not whining about presents, she's whining about candy! I can't help but feel sorry for Bowser and Clawdia.
"Daddy, I want diamonds NOW!" ~Wendy O. Koopa
Morton Koopa Jr.
Age: 11
Height: 3'9"
Weight: 103 pounds
Favorite Food: Ham
Favorite Videogame: Any game that has a LOT of violence
Favorite Pastime: Beating up Lemmy and Bowser Jr.
Morton is one of the younger Koopalings but is definitely one of the more evil ones. Morton loves to hurt people. But it's fairly hard to when he doesn't have powers. Iggy can spin as fast as a tornado, Lemmy can split into four, Larry and Ludwig can shoot fireballs, Wendy can scream until glass shatters, and Jr. can breathe... soot. (Jr's not ready to breathe fire yet.) Morton holds a grudge on everyone because of this. He takes his frustration out on Lemmy and Jr. usually.
"C'mere, Lemmy! You want a piece o' me? YOU WANNA A PIECE?!" ~Morton Koopa Jr.
Larry Koopa
Age: 11
Height: 4'1"
Weight: 91 pounds
Favorite Food: Salad
Favorite Videogame: Wii Sports and Guitar Hero
Favorite Pastime: Hanging out with Ludwig
Larry is the definition of sports superstar. He's a pro at Bowling, Tennis, and Baseball. He's also a guitarist. Larry's had five girlfriends because of that, and he's only 11! He's also Ludwig's twin... sorta... Ya see, ever since the two were little, they've had so much in common. Their shells were green, they had blue eyes and hair, loved music and loved to play music, loved the same books, and were their music teacher's favorite students. And when they turned eight, they became the exact same height!
"C'mon, you guys pick up the pace! If you wanna beat me in a race you'll have to do better than that!" ~Larry Koopa
Bowser Koopa Jr.
Age: 5
Height: 3'0"
Weight: 60 pounds
Favorite Food: Chili peppers
Favorite Videogame: Super Mario Galaxy
Favorite Pastime: Drawing pictures
Bowser Jr. has always aspired to be like his dad, which is why he is always eating chili peppers. Ya know how in the cartoons, eating something spicy will catch your mouth on fire? That's what BJ thinks will happen. He also is actually a good artist, too. Ever since Prof. E. Gadd gave Junior the
magic paintbrush, Junior has loved to draw.
"Papa loves ME best! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!" ~Bowser Jr.
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