Police Notice
Daren Koopa WANTED! Dead or Alive...
Homicide First Degree: Eon Koopa
Attempted Suicide
Attempted Murder: Corola Koopa
Attempted Murder: Bowser Koopa
Attempted Murder: Aden Koopa
Attempted Murder: TMS Kasara-Chiri
Homicide First Degree: Mario Mario
Attempted Murder: Luigi Mario
Currently: Vanished during parol review.
Hired for Assasination of-:
Koopa, Ludwig 'kooky' Von
Koopa, Lemmy 'Hop'
Koopa, Roy 'Bully'
Koopa, Iggy 'Hip'
Koopa, Wendy O. 'Cootie Pie'
Koopa, Morton Junior 'Big Mouth'
Koopa, Larry 'Cheatsy'
Mewd
Side notes: He loves picking daisies and giving them to his younger sister.
He likes pink lemonade
He is notorious for creating the 'Kooky laugh'.
Roy takes after him.
Ludwig Von Koopa angers him by being extremely like Eon.
When thrown out of a fit of anger, he loves to baby his little brother and also likes to throw parties
and play
bingo with the elderly.
He once mistook TMS for a Mario Brother. It was Mario, due to the name.
He has been known to pick wild flowers and give them to his niece at odd times of the night. These
times
include three in the afternoon and midnight.
He has been seen playing with deer and antelope on numerous occasions. He also makes pink
lemonade
for them.
Notice From the Koopa Asylum Of the Mentally Unstable: It has been thought that Daren suffers
from Koopa Mental Withdrawal, losing all sanity when around his family because of his older brother
outshining him. He later killed his older brother. The body was found in a Pink Lemonade Can.
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