Jonathan Johnny Jones and Crew, reported by zz1666
Name: Jonathan Johnny Jones
Species: Bandana Blue
Ht: 5’5”
Wt: 150 lbs
Favorite Food: Cheeseburgers
Favorite Color: Blue
Favorite Koopaling: Roy (likes battling)
Likes: Sailing, treasure, battling, the sea
Dislikes: Losing, Yaridovich
IQ: Fairly high
Jonathan Johnny Jones is a shark pirate. His crew is made up of Bandana Blues and Reds. Jonathan Johnny Jones himself is a Bandana Blue, who grew bigger because he fought a lot. Jonathan Johnny Jones found a piece of the Star Rod and gave it to Mario when Mario defeated him. He never really hated Mario, but he was kind of bored, and wanted to fight someone. He then helped Mario by stopping Yaridovich.
Name: Cod
First Appearance: LORD CRUMP AND JONATHAN JOHNNY JONES interview CORTEZ
Species: Bandana Blue
Ht: 5’0”
Wt: 95 lbs
Favorite Food: Bananas, Chicken
Favorite Color: Orange
Favorite Koopaling: Iggy (hates all the others)
Likes: Sailing, video games, drawing, bowling, JOHNNY, his crewmates
Dislikes: Bullies, heights, storms
IQ: High
Cod is a video game addict. However when he’s not in his bunkroom playing video games he can be a great help around the ship. Cod always feels the need to do good deeds, although most don’t notice the good deeds he does. Cod isn’t in the band on the ship, he just watches. Cod can annoy his fellow crewmates sometimes.
Name: Mr. Salty
First Appearance: LORD CRUMP AND JONATHAN JOHNNY JONES interview CORTEZ
Species: Bandana Red
Ht: 4’2” (midget)
Wt: 70 lbs
Favorite Food: Salt (duh), bread, honey mustard
Favorite Color: Red
Favorite Koopaling: Lemmy (short like him)
Likes: Salt, spelling, salt, sailing, salt, playing the Wii, salt, 4-square, salt, JOHNNY, salt, soccer, salt, his crewmates, and did I mention salt?
Dislikes: Fruit, baseball, vegetables, people taking away his salt, people bragging that they’re taller then him
IQ: High
The name hides nothing; this guy is WAY too addicted to salt. He puts it in his water, soda, on his pizza, and he LIKES it. Mr. Salty also brags too much that he can spell every word quicker and better then you. Mr. Salty manages the band on the ship, though he is also the laziest of the crew. But when the times get tough, Mr. Salty rides them out, and when he actually does work, he does it well.
Name: Zeek
First Appearance: LORD CRUMP AND JONATHAN JOHNNY JONES interview CORTEZ
Species: Bandana Red
Ht: 5’2”
Wt: 100 lbs
Favorite Food: Grilled cheese
Favorite Color: Yellow
Favorite Koopaling: Larry (cool hair)
Likes: Sailing, baseball, Wii, playing the drums, JOHNNY, his crewmates
Dislikes: SPED’s, skating, snow
IQ: Let’s just say I wouldn’t be surprised if he beats Ludwig in a genius competition
Zeek is by far the smartest crewmember. This guy is a genius! He’s an amazing drummer in the band on the ship. Zeek has a great attitude towards helping out, and when he doesn’t want to work he still will. Zeek also enjoys baseball (especially calculating out where his hit will land). Zeek can cheer up all his friends at their worst and can bring out the best in others.
Name: zz1666
First Appearance: GUS interviews DARK CRAW
Species: Bandana Blue
Ht: 4’11”
Wt: 90 lbs
Favorite Food: Strawberries
Favorite Color: Green
Favorite Koopaling: Lemmy (doesn’t know, just likes him)
Likes: Sailing, fishing, football, lacrosse, rock n’ roll, the sea, playing the electric guitar, JOHNNY, his crewmates
Dislikes: Swimming, soccer, Yaridovich, pollution
IQ: Really high
zz1666 is JOHNNY’s favorite crew member. zz1666 found his way into Lemmy’s Land and started writing for it. zz1666 is an environmental freak, and has a huge love for the outdoors. He also has a great love of sports, and is the lead singer and guitarist in a band he and the crew started. He also enjoys being on the ship, and will do anything to help someone.
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