Cornpie's Interview Crew, reported by Cornpie
Cornpie's Interview Crew, reported by Cornpie
Cornpie
First Appearance: Toad Battles Bowser
Gender: Male
Age: 11
Favorite Color: Yellow (the color of randomness)
Favorite Food: Pepperoni Pizza/Pickles
Favorite Mario Hero: Diddy Kong
Favorite Koopaling: Roy (YAY VIOLENCE!)
Likes: Mario, Pokemon, Nintendo, Internet, video games, computers, Sonic, badgers, and other stuff that's just plain random
Dislikes: Getting yelled at, failing tests, and other stuff that he forgets
Cornpie is a type of kid who is crazy, insane, and plays a lot of video and computer games- like all kids his age. He likes animals a lot. He can get crazy in a split second. Be careful when near him. Unless you're AG, in which case, be careful ALL the time. He doesn't have anything against Shy Guys though. They're his second favorite Mario character.
Quote: I like pie!
Diddy Kong
First Appearance: CORNPIE, DIDDY KONG, AND GARY interview BIRDO
Gender: Male
Age: 10 1/2
Favorite Color: Magenta
Favorite Food: Mangos
Favorite Mario Hero: Yoshi (because of niceness)
Favorite Kooplaing: Lemmy (fun)
Likes: Cornpie when not torturing, swinging on vines, climbing trees, eating, Dixie Kong, video games in general
Dislikes: Cornpie’s torturing
He's a monkey who one day wandered into Lemmy's land by hovercrafting on some water. He was hit by a strong wave and washed ashore. Cornpie found him and woke him up from being unconscious. Diddy eventually got the strength to go back to the jungle. But the next day he returned by following a sign that was right in front of him when that wave hit earlier. Now he works in Cornpie's Interview team. He doesn't like the illogical, though.
Quote: THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!
Announcer Guy (AG for short)
First Appearance: Very Random And Stupid Adventures of the Mario Gang
Gender: Male
Age: 27
Favorite Color: White
Favorite Food: Cake/Celery (the exact opposite of what Cornpie's name is)
Favorite Koopaling: Iggy (weakness)
Favorite Mario Hero: Luigi (doesn't beat up Shy Guys)
Cloak Color: Black (although he isn't really a stuck-up jerk)
Likes: Shy Guys (he's one), living, "working out" (lifting a twig with 2 marshmallows is like Roy lifting a 439 lb barbell to AG), Diddy
Dislikes: Cornpie in general, pain
The reason he took the job for VRASAOTMG is because he needed extra $. He never quite knew that it would be so challenging. Now he lives in misery. At least once it's over he'll get paid well for his work.
Quote: I hate my life.
Ggysgsju (Pronounced Jy-sig-saju)
First Appearance: CORNPIE interviews WENDY
Gender: Bi
Age: 5 months
Favorite Color: Unknown
Favorite Food: Anything that's not moving, even if it's just asleep 0_0
Favorite Koopaling: Unknown
Favorite Mario Hero: Unknown
Likes: Eating, breaking laws of physics, Cornpie, Diddy, AG (he looks delicious), and the 3 (yup, 3) new Interview team members
Dislikes: Nothing
He can only say numbers without FLUDD translating. He was born when Cornpie pulled him out from under his bed while cleaning. He's a big, yellow blob. That's pretty much it.
Quote: Gdfjdhyf 467 gyfgrgyufyuksdg 3.14 weutytrq?
FLUDD: But if the 467 square root of corn is equal to Thursday, then how come pie is 3.14 and cherry-flavored?
Name: Bitey
First Appearance: AG interviews Bowser Bones
Gender: Male
Age: 7
Favorite Color: Silver
Favorite Food: Kibble, bones, and peanut butter
Favorite Koopaling: Larry
Favorite Mario Hero: Luigi (he likes biting his pants off)
Likes: Cornpie, Diddy, Ggysgsju, AG (same reason as Ggysgsju), Ghost Yosh T, eating, being treated like a puppy dog (fetch, petting, ya know), and eating stuff (wait, I said eating already)
Dislikes: Missingno, Bobby Lamare (Who DOES like him?), people who beat him up
Bitey is a small chain Chomp. He likes doggy treatment.
Quote: KIBBLE!
Name: Ghost Yosh T (You'll see it as GYT more often.)
First Appearance: Super Yoshi World, my Creation, as a boss
Gender: Male, but it's mostly unknown to stupid people, meaning most audience members in the Interviews
Favortie Color: White
Favorite Food: He's a GHOST! He doesn't eat.
Favorite Koopaling: Iggy (likes scaring him)
Favortie Mario Hero: Yoshi (he turned good after Yoshi beat him)
Likes: All Interview members except BL. Toads
Dislikes: Bobby Lamare, light
He's dead, and yet lives! Sounds ghostly to me.
Quote: BOO!
Name: Bobby Lamare (Sometimes you may see tomatoes on him, making the name a pun)
First Appearance: Either CORNPIE interviews WENDY or Toad Battles Bowser
Gender: Male
Favorite Color: RED! (the color of blood)
Favorite Food: Ketchup (same as color)
Favorite Koopaling: NONE!
Favorite Mario Hero: NONE TO INFINITY!
Likes: Nothing else
Dislikes: Existence, Cornpie
He's EVIL! Cornpie's evil twin from another dimension. Although, he has the ability to look like 3 things as follows:
- Cornpie: He looks like Cornpie. The only noticeable difference is that BL has red eyes, Cornpie has brown.
- Normal: He's in this form the most. Hence the name normal. He has a tan cloud lookalike head, with 2 spikes ontop.
- Spike: He looks like Cornpie again, only he's ALL gray and has spikes on his body. This allows him to turn into a spiked ball.
Quote: ... (You expected him to really say anything right now? He hates that you know a lot about him now.)
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