Joshua:
Full Name: Joshua Anderson Colquhoun
First Appearance: JOSHUA interview SUSAN B. KOOPA
Age: 14
Date of Birth: 30th January
Country of Birth: Northern Ireland
Appearance: Blue eyes, dark brown hair. Tall, slim build. Prefers wearing green T-shirts and blue jeans.
Handsome human.
Personality: Intelligent, flirty (sometimes), logical, quick-thinking, short-tempered, random
Favorite Mario Game: Paper Mario 2, Mario Kart DS
Favourite Non-Mario Game: Pokémon Gold, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
History: Hearing about gold coins found in an old building in town, Joshua went in search of more. Instead, he found a warp pipe to Grass Land, where he now has a home away from home. He has a clone, Josh Koopa, inadvertently created by Ludwig, who he shares this house with. Joshua stole the clone’s wand and now uses it to blast anyone he doesn’t like.

Chargin’ Chuck (no-longer existent):
Full Name: Chuck “Chargin’” Chuck
First Appearance: JOSHUA interview SUSAN B. KOOPA
Age: No-longer existent
Date of Birth: 25th November
Country of Birth: Dinosaur Land
Appearance: Wore an American football helmet with a star on it. Looked exactly like your average Chargin’ Chuck basically.
Personality: Sport-loving, obedient, stupid
Favorite Mario Game: Super Mario World, Super Mario Strikers
Favorite Non-Mario Game: Madden NFL ‘07
History: Was captured by Joshua during his vacation in Dinosaur Land and forced to help out during Interviews. Eventually, Joshua transformed him into Inferno. See Inferno’s Bio for more. Thus, Chargin’ Chuck no longer exists.

Inferno:
Full Name: Inferno Conflagration Schmaltzers
First Appearance: JOSHUA interviews SHROOBOID BRAT
Age: 25
Date of Birth: 1st July
Country of Birth: Lemmy’s Land
Appearance: A black Phantom Ember. A little bigger than most Phantom Embers though. Bright white eyes.
Personality: Hates Goombas, loves killing, clever, obedient
Favorite Mario Game: Mario Slam Basketball, Super Mario Bros. 3
Favorite Non-Mario Game: Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
History: When Joshua transformed Chargin’ Chuck, Inferno was born. This happened just before Joshua’s Interview with the Shrooboid Brat.

John:
Full Name: John Rodriguez Lakitu
First Appearance: JOSHUA interviews SHROOBOID BRAT
(technically appeared in JOSHUA interviews
VIVIAN first but was unnamed at that time)
Age: 21
Date of Birth: 3rd October
Country of Birth: Sky Land
Appearance: A Lakitu/Pidgit hybrid (Pidgit body, Lakitu cloud).
Personality: Random, sarcastic, noticing. Despises Joshua yet obeys him anyway.
Favorite Mario Game: New Super Mario Bros., Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga
Favorite Non-Mario Game: Lego Star Wars 2
History: John joined Joshua because he saved his life. Mario was trying to jump on him but Joshua beat the living daylights out of the Italian. John was the Lakitu in World 2-2 of New Super Mario Bros.

Shady:
Full Name: Shady Psycho-Speed Paratroopa
First Appearance: JOSHUA interviews FLUDD
Age: 15
Date of Birth: 14th April
Country of Birth: Desert Land
Appearance: A smaller-than-usual Shady Paratroopa with red wings and mirrored shades.
Personality: Fast flier, Joshua’s biggest fan, moderately intelligent, hates Goombas and “land” Koopa
Troopas
Favorite Mario Game: Super Mario RPG, Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time
Favorite Non-Mario Game: Lunar Knights
History: Joined Joshua during the FLUDD Interview. After a harsh upbringing in Desert Land, Shady tried to make it as a fighter in Glitzville, but lost to Spike Storm and left. He forgot he could fly and crashed into the Cheep Blimp. He bounced and landed in Noki Bay, where he entered the FLUDD Interview.

Techno Guy:
Full Name: Technus Maximus Guyus
First Appearance: JOSHUA interviews CANNON MOLE
Age: 17
Date of Birth: 13th August
Country of Birth: Pipe Land
Appearance: A Shy Guy in a white lab coat who carries a modified Shroob Gun, allowing him to shoot elements.
Personality: Super-smart, obedient, calls Joshua “master”, can invent new cameras and equipment
Favorite Mario Game: Super Mario Bros. 2, Super Mario 64
Favorite Non-Mario Game: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
History: Was Ludwig’s assistant/housekeeper in his Pipe Land Castle. Got fired after accidentally putting a bug in the Koopa Cruiser, causing it to crash (with a little help from Fawful) in Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga. Trying to find a new “master”, he found Joshua.

Engarde:
Full Name: Engarde Blade Murder
First Appearance: INFERNO interviews BLOOPER
Age: 19
Date of Birth: 10th December
Country of Birth: Dark Land
Appearance: A Koopatrol in white armour with a medium length blade.
Personality: Hates Touché (he is his rival), easily irritated, an excellent warrior, enjoys fighting.
Favorite Mario Game: Super Mario Strikers
Favorite Non-Mario Game: The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
History: He worked for Bowser until he beat up Lemmy in the Blooper Interview. He also spent some time working for the Koopa Bros.

Touché:
Full Name: Touché Sabre Bloop
First Appearance: INFERNO interviews BLOOPER
Age: 19
Date of Birth: 10th December
Country of Birth: Water Land
Appearance: A black Blooper with a medium length blade.
Personality: Hates Engarde (he is his rival), easily irritated, an excellent warrior, enjoys fighting.
Favorite Mario Game: Super Mario Strikers
Favorite Non-Mario Game: The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
History: Worked for Wendy in Water Land, but forgot to compliment her on her looks, and was fired. Also spent some time working for the Koopa Bros.

Scorch:
Full Name: Scorch Stanley Starch
Age: 523
Date of Birth: 17th September
Country of Birth: Water Land Seas (Cortez’s Ship)
Appearance: An Ember… What? That’s it? Lame!
Personality: As an ex-pirate, he enjoys pillaging, sailing, fighting and shooting cannons… even when he’s the cannonball! He’s very patient and inquisitive also.
Favorite Mario Game: Super Paper Mario
Favorite Non-Mario Game: Mercury Meltdown Revolution
History: He worked as pirate for Cortez from birth and eventually ascended to first mate. His parents were both pirates. He had left the crew to be with his girlfriend, but Joshua’s crew showed up and destroyed the town while he was getting a Whacka’s Bump. After being interviewed, he joined the crew.
First Appearance: JOSHUA interviews EMBER

Katie:
Full Name: Katie Anne Colquhoun
Age: 17
Date of Birth: 28th August
Country of Birth: Northern Ireland
Appearance: A human in an X-Naut PhD uniform whose goggles are tinted green. She just says she’s an X-Naut PhD, though. She’s much taller than normal X-Nauts, but not that much taller than Joshua.
Personality: Violent, short-tempered, the only crew member who can see Amazee dying, intelligent, creative (can create potions and whatnot), thinks she’s “the most gorgeous creature to ever grace the multiverse”, feministic, and noticing.
Favorite Mario Game: Paper Mario
Favorite Non-Mario Game: Wii Sports
History: Joshua’s sister, in both real life and the series. She worked for Grodus, because he promised good dental, until joining the party in Paper Joshua 2. Joshua didn’t recognise her as his sister because of the uniform. She joined the Interview Crew with Amazee in Interview 23.
First Appearance: Paper Joshua 2: The Star Express
First Interview Appearance: STEELIX, VENEMOTH, AND MEDICHAM interview HOOKTAIL, GLOOMTAIL, AND BONETAIL
Author’s Note: Katie is the only member of my crew who I’ve made from one of my family members… my big sister, who thinks rather highly of her looks. She’s got a nasty temper though, but cares more about me than my brothers. Tick her off, and you WILL wake up sore in the morning.

Zap Cannon: I can attest to that!

Crystal King Fan: Me too!

I told you both to stay out of this one! Sis!

Katie: I’m on it…

Both: $&*%!!!!

Ironically, I can attest to it too.

Katie: I heard that!

%*&$!!!

Amazee:
Full Name: Amazee Hayzee Dayzee
Age: 16
Date of Birth: 11th October
Country of Birth: Flower Fields
Appearance: A regular Amazee Dayzee… who keeps dying, but only Katie notices for some reason. (I blame YOU, yes YOU, Shady Parakoopa!!!)
Personality: Continually dies, continually says “Amazing”, continually of slightly below average intelligence, continually annoying, continually… continually… I CAN’T THINK OF ANOTHER CONTINUALLY!!! Er… Likes using his musical notes as weapons, I guess… Has a small crush on Katie, enjoys playing DS games.
Favorite Mario Game: Paper Mario 2
Favorite Non-Mario Game: Kingdom Hearts 2 *GASP!!!* KILL THE NON-BELIEVER!!!!!
History: Born. Raised. Died. Died. Died. Died. This could take a while… Katie found him while she was travelling around, and they became fast friends, but she never saw him die until they ran into Joshua. He’s trying to figure out whether he should ask her out or not… The secret to his death count? Well… uh… Gotta go!
First Appearance: STEELIX, VENEMOTH, AND MEDICHAM interview HOOKTAIL, GLOOMTAIL, AND BONETAIL
Author’s Note: Amazee is both my answer to Shady Parakoopa’s Intern, and a near copy of my friend Mark. He bugs everyone but me somehow. Maybe I’m immune. Cool. His traditional catchphrase, however, is “Classic”, but I felt “Amazing” would be more appropriate due to Amazee’s species. He does have a crush on my sister (creepy factor about 7.5) and he’s not all that bright, but he’s tough as nails, much like an Amazee Dayzee.

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