Evil Smash

Full Name: Smash Damacon

Nickname: He's killed everyone that ever called him anything but his full name. And he's killed most
of those that did as well.

Species: He is a complete physical copy of myself (Smash). He, however, calls me a ‘Goody
two-shoes copy of my glorious self.’

Political Affiliation: Himself, evil.

Friends: None

Allies: Zydar, Kawai Cookie Boy (TMS)

Enemies: Me, TMS, Mewd

Talents: Killing, Swordplay, and Black Magic

Appearance: He wears all black clothing with streaks of red down it. They are the blood of his
victims.

History: I will be captured by evil forces and tortured. When I escape, I will have gone insane. A spell
cast by me will have conquered the world. I was stopped by TMS, but my evil self was already there.
He traveled back from the future, into our present time. He says that Sumashi is a name that is too full
of virtue. He changed his own last name to Damacon.

My comments: I know him better than he knows himself. There is no scrap of pity of mercy in his
heart, just a burning desire for revenge.

Comments from him:' That goodie two-shoes is spreading lies about me! I am the real one!'

Zydar

Full Name: Lord Zydar the Devastator

Nickname: See Evil Smash

Species: Demon

Political Affiliation: Evil

Friends: None

Enemies: Me, TMS.

Talents: Sorcery

Appearance: He is a red, fiery, demon. He can possess any being, but slowly changes back into his
normal form.

History: Zydar was brought into being far in the past. His species is gone. When he was young, he
discovered that he could force his will onto others. He soon discovered that he could take over their
bodies as well. He discovered that he could live forever by doing this. About 400 years ago, he
founded the Alliance of Death, a group of fanatic followers dedicated to evil. Whenever he grew old,
he took over the body of his apprentice. Thus did he live until today. However, eventually he had no
fitting apprentice. This time he decided to take a huge step. He possessed a Star Guardian. And it
was TMS, no less. TMS slew his normal body, and, using the burst of hatred that came from him at
the time of his death, transferred his spirit to his body, turning him to evil. Somehow, I slew him
though. I shattered the Staff of Power that held him there and banished his spirit. He is gone for
good, I hope.

My comments: He is pure evil. Not misguided, like Smash Damacon, or genocidal, like Pikas. He is
evil for evil’s sake.

Quote: You can’t kill me! I am evil!

Mr. Pikas

Full Name: Confucius Archibald Ignatius Deemer Jabarkas Bob Pikas

Nickname: Pikas

Species: Do you even have to ask?

Political Affiliation: AKPR

Friends: None

Minions: Shagon, Double O Jigglypuff, Double O Meowth, Double O Flame Fox, etc. (Notice a pattern
here?)

Enemies: All the Koopas

Talents: Driving everyone on the planet nuts with his endless insane world-domination plans.

Favorite Weapon: Feeling Bomb

History: A long time ago (about two weeks), Plit was the way it always was: Bowser kidnapping the
Princess, Mario running to rescue her, the Koopalings beating on Mario, etc. Then another portal
opened to another dimension. And through it came an unspeakable evil. No, not Bill Gates and
Windows 2000, but strange sickeningly cute creatures bearing only a hatred for all things Koopish.

The evil Mr. Pikas, the most sickeningly cute one of all, led them. He quickly set up an evil
organization known as the AKPR, set up on 555 Evil Villain Lane and began to try to take over Plit.
His plots in the episodes code-named the Feeling Bombs and the Campout of Doom were foiled.
After throwing a tantrum for two days, he again tried to take over the world, this time making
everyone on Plit think they were something else.

The closest he ever came to victory was when he summoned up the greatest evil Plit has ever known
(Bill Gates). The Evil Thingy (Windows) possessed Pikas and forced him to do even more evil things
(watch cheesy kid shows). However, he was defeated again.

My comments: Ewwwww! Back, demon!

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