*rubs hands together gleefully*

Okay, if I'm gonna do this, I'd better make a bio. I hate describing myself more than once. Lemme see
what Karma did...

Whoo, darn, thisn's long!

Full Name: D'nel the ex-Mage

Nickname: You WILL address me as D'nel the ex-Mage

Gender: Male

Mother: None

Father: None

Species: Unknown... Well, sort of half dragon / half human. Sort of. I'm an Elder God, I don't NEED no
stinkin' species.

Height: 4', 10' when fully extended

Weight: 210 lbs

Affiliated With: The Duel Plane, The Scribes of Vividimagination

Marital Status: Never gonna happen

Children: No way

Birthdate: None

Favorite Foods: Pasta, I fit right in here, huh?

Least Favorite Foods: Uh... I dunno

Favorite Underling: H'laiosians

Friends: Utopia, Jaron Abricius, Psycho, Hope, Stubbs, Manliman, Spot, Sarah Oak, Shykid, and
around here, Karma

Enemies: Stupid people

Pets: Nope

Hobbies: Writing, making sarcastic remarks

Special Talents: Plot Magic, my specialty. I can also do telekinesis and Earth Magic, but I'm not very
good at either one. I don't need to be, really, the Channel lets me copy powers from those I have
created.

Physical Appearance: I stand hunched over, my body obscured under a brown cloak. My face is
draconic in shape: half scales, half skin. I wear glasses and a black cord necklace with a silver
dragon holding an emerald. My hands and feet are also draconic in shape: three digits each, clawed,
and scaled. I have a silver ring on my right hand with a color-changing stone. Upon removal of my
cloak, my true nature is revealed, as my body is ten feet long and serpentine, with large wings that
are too small to be physically capable of lifting me, yet I can fly nonetheless. I keep my body curled
up most of the time, which is why I'm hunched over and such. Some people say it's also why I'm
'cranky', but I really don't think so. They don't talk much anymore anyway, so it doesn't really matter.
*grin*

Personality: *dry chuckle* I'm terribly cynical, sorry to say. I hate stupid people / things with a
passion. I also hate Pokémon, but that's a different story. What else can I say? I'm mentally unstable,
yeah... I enjoy being dramatic as well as enigmatic, which is why I'm not explaining a whole heck of a
lot here. I also don't tend to interfere in certain things. While my Plot Magic is powerful, it does have
limitations. And you gotta admit, being a god makes things really easy, so why make it easy on
anyone else? ~chuckle~

History: Heehee... Well, I was created on another world, dunno where or when, as a human mage.
Suffice to say, I got eaten by a dragon and then was reincarnated as what I am now, a half-human /
half-dragon Elder God of the Duel Plane. The Duel Plane, by the way, is a place where many realms,
planets, peoples and magics coexist, sometimes peacefully, sometimes not. My own realm is not a
true part of the Duel Plane, but the beings that I have created live there.

Okay, that was pretty uh... Right. I wonder what other things I could take from other bios... Hmm...
Koopa the Quick, eh?

Likes: Good writing

Dislikes: Pokémon and stupid things, haven't I already said that?

Favorite Color: Blue

Lucky Color: Uh, I dunno... Green, maybe? This is a new thing, what exactly is a lucky color?

Answer: (Lemmy) A lucky color often can give a person special abilities when they see it, like Mario
and red.

Land: Duel Plane

Allergies: Oooh... I do have hayfever... Dang, gotta remember antihistamines...

Disabilities: Hah! It is to laugh! Well, okay, I get really mad when people mess with my characters, but
can you blame me? I put lots of effort into making them, geez! And, uh, my memory reeks, too, yeah.

Well, that was worthless. What else? Kisota? Nice name...

Best Friend: Hard to say right now

Came From: The Duel Plane, duh!

Reason of Coming: Reason of coming? Shouldn't that be reason FOR coming? Well, in the story I'm
in, I just kinda drop outta nowhere and poof, there I am. Really, I'm here because of Karma, she's a
good friend. (Hi, Karma!)

Note: (Lemmy) Yes, it should be from. My bad!

Heh heh... Link Koopa? Oh, that's original...

Favorite Food: Seafood, just ta throw yas for a loop

Favorite Pastime: Writing

Favorite Sport: Sport? You're kidding, right?

Favorite Video Game: Super Smash Bros., yeah! 'Bout time some one asked!

Favorite School Subject: Creating Parallel Realities (sure, I made it up, sue me! They don't HAVE
Elder God School, okay?)

Favorite Underling: King Emeritus Tigran the Tiger of H'laios (well, he's not really an underling, but I
made him. It works.)

Favorite Part of Being in the Dungeon: Dungeon?

Whee, this is fun! What next? Eek, there's a Charizard here?! No, bad, evil, go 'way!

Okay... *pant pant* That's enough, I think. There, that's my bio! You happy?

Quotes:

"Okay, you ignorant piece of $#!+, I shall now beat you mercilessly and then laugh at your pathetic
remains. Hope you don't mind terribly."

"AHHHHH! A Pokéthing! Get it away, get it away, evil, bad, noooo! Wait, what am I saying?
DIEEEEEEE!"

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