Name: Baby Wario
Nickname: Bad Baby or Money Baby
Favorite Game: Who Wants To Be A Baby Millionaire?
Friends: Baby Waluigi
Enemies: Baby Mario, Baby Luigi, Baby Bowser
Protects: His brother (Baby Waluigi) and his baby money
Favorite Food: Corn Dogs

Baby Wario's real name was Brutus Scapeli. He was born in the Mushroom Hospital. Wario's parents were very rich and thought if they had a kid it would make them very poor because everybody knows that kids wants stuff. So the parents put him next to their mailbox in a cardboard box. Three days passed and nobody came to pick him up. Brutus was getting mad because he wanted food, so he broke out of the box and ran away to the Mushroom Meadow. Ten years later, when he was eleven, he found this suit with a hat, overalls, shirt, shoes, and a Bob-omb. He thought about his day in the cardboard box, then he started laughing and ran out of the meadow, jacked Peach's car, and drove to a very old house. Wario called workers to fix the house and plumbers to fix the clogged toilets. One of those plumbers was Mario, and that is how our story ends.

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