Name: Wario
Age: 34
Birthday: June 16, 1971
Height: 5'6''
Weight: 231 pounds
Likes: Money, wrestling, boxing, chili-cheese hotdogs
Dislikes: Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, Bowser (too much competition), Toad (Wario's Woods)
Catchphrase: "Money! Lots and lots of MONEY!!!"
First Appearance: Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins

Wario is a man with strength, agility, weight, and of course, money! He has been Mario's enemy ever since he took over Mario Land and hid the six Golden Coins, only to be beaten by Mario. Driven out of the castle,it became his dream to make himself rich and get a castle of his own.

If you don't want to be pummeled into Sub-con, do not, I repeat, DO NOT make fun of his weight or try to steal any of his treasures!

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