Some Mario Characters That Need Bios, reported by Stan
X-Naut
Position: Disgruntled Grunt
Age: Meh. Who knows?
Gender: Male
Lives: They're freeloaders
Favorite Food: Calzones
Favorite Smell: Armpit
Favorite Game: Mario is Missing
Description:
"I would describe myself as a scaredy-cat. I hide behind bushes in clear view, I'm one of the most common enemies, and Mario defeated our lord! I'm scared now."
Waluigi
Position: Scaredy Sibling
Age: 25
Gender: Male. Duh.
Lives: Wario's Basement
Favorite Food: Ho-Hos
Favorite Smell: Eggs
Favorite Game: Mario Power Tennis
Description:
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Hefty Goonie
Position: Supersized Seagull
Age: Lives up to two years
Gender: Either
Lives: Areas with unlimited supply of fruit
Favorite Food: Anything that fits
Favorite Smell: Anything that smells good
Favorite Game: Yoshi's Cookie
Description:
"*gulp* I can't eat another bite. Wait- this ain't the Country Buffet? Why you!"
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